COLD DARK ROOM

[Yvonne G]

Talking of which, the new piece, " The Tort Who Walked by Herself' is entering the section of confrontation between wifey (played by wifey) and the Tort (played by Tidgy).
See https://www.tortoiseforum.org/threads/the-tort-who-walked-by-herself-by-tidgys-dad.184935/
If you wish to be a critic, you are most welcome, but please post any comments here : https://www.tortoiseforum.org/threads/the-tort-who-walked-by-herself-chat-page.184920/
so that the story flows uninterrupted.

Wifey has beautiful skin. That latest picture of her shows her beauty.

 

[Ray--Opo]

Dear EllieMay,
After reading this post from you, the words that I am saying out loud right now are very inappropriate for this forum. An Ak47 is absurd to be on the streets or in kids hands. I am still praying and hoping all the best for you and family. I know you will pull through.. I can’t get you out of my mind.
Please feel free to vent or scream on here .
We are all here to help you along any way we can. We feel helpless. ?
If it would make you feel any better ya can kick the one legged man on here?
he needs a good kick in the pants lately....
Just sayin’.
?

I hope that one legged man isn't me!?
But @EllieMay if it will help you smile and chuckle. Just let me know I will be there. Hell I will let your whole family kick me to see some laughter. ????

 

[Cathie G]

What’s with all the ducks?

It's a long story about ducks. I just think they're nuts. They just take off and desert you even if you are their mom. A mascovy I fed and took care of hated me and gave me a black eye. I even told my son that loves animals don't have ducks cause They're Nuts! Well... he got himself some ducks and sure enough mommy dearest was right. He had to go ice skating across his frozen pond to save his last poor cold duck so it wouldn't freeze to death.?? That crazy bird was just sitting on ice waiting for the pond to thaw.

 

[CarolM]

You can sure tell what most people here don't do much of. I think I was set up. Even I had to go online for my "mission".?

Ummm I think I got -10. So google was wrong. ?

 

[CarolM]

I hope that one legged man isn't me!?
But @EllieMay if it will help you smile and chuckle. Just let me know I will be there. Hell I will let your whole family kick me to see some laughter. ????

You are so sweet Opo.

 

[Cathie G]

Ummm I think I got -10. So google was wrong. ?

Yea it looks like x2 and here you're sending me all this puppy love. ? I should feel guilty ?

 

[CarolM]

It's a long story about ducks. I just think they're nuts. They just take off and desert you even if you are their mom. A mascovy I fed and took care of hated me and gave me a black eye. I even told my son that loves animals don't have ducks cause They're Nuts! Well... he got himself some ducks and sure enough mommy dearest was right. He had to go ice skating across his frozen pond to save his last poor cold duck so it wouldn't freeze to death.?? That crazy bird was just sitting on ice waiting for the pond to thaw.

That Duck is bonkers!! Did any of you tell the Duck it was bonkers. Have I said that the Duck is Bonkers yet well if not then someone should tell you that Duck is bonkers. Or was it a Goose?

 

[CarolM]

Yea it looks like x2 and here you're sending me all this puppy love. ? I should feel guilty ?

Oh absolutely. I know what will make you feel better. Tell me your mission!!!

 

[Cathie G]

That Duck is bonkers!! Did any of you tell the Duck it was bonkers. Have I said that the Duck is Bonkers yet well if not then someone should tell you that Duck is bonkers. Or was it a Goose?

Yep it was a cold duck on ice. Crazy critters.?

 

[EllieMay]

Since Adam was sharing how he looks I thought I would share with you all how I look.

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“Oh be still, my heart ! “

 

[JoesMum]

It might not be available in SA. They send you a gizmo to wear around your neck and if you're in trouble you push the button on the gizmo and they send help. Doesn't need charging

We have such things here in the UK. My Mum has one

 

[JoesMum]

I don’t really have enough answers to share a truthful story... we don’t think that she was intentionally shot but I do think that her group is trying to cover up what the boy was really doing when the gun discharged. She was shot with an Ak47... I have people coming out of the wood works to offering to help so I’m grateful. Just one minute to the next right now.

I know I am a Brit, but I really cannot see why an AK47 is needed anywhere except for military use.

 

[JoesMum]

I am so angry.. this was so senseless.. I am so lost... I don’t even know where to start except that I can’t let myself go down that road... yet..

I am so mad because senseless violence has changed my daughters life forever.. yet I’d really like to commit some senseless violence right now.. doesn’t make much sense does itView attachment 306330

Oh yes it does make sense. I am right behind you...

Electronic hugs don’t seem enough

 

[EllieMay]

I hope that one legged man isn't me!?
But @EllieMay if it will help you smile and chuckle. Just let me know I will be there. Hell I will let your whole family kick me to see some laughter. ????

Now that is true sacrifice... I tell you what, I will aim for the leg that you don’t have.... that way when I bust my ***, we can laugh together! You all are great ?

 

[JoesMum]

Who are Willy and Nilly? How have I never heard of, let alone met, these 2 supposed residents of the CDR? Are they friendly?

Chilly and Willy are penguins that run a bar somewhere in the gloom. It’s very nice when the pirate and leprechaun aren’t getting drunk, I guess they too are mourning Sabine who was particularly fond of them.

 

[CarolM]

I know I am a Brit, but I really cannot see why an AK47 is needed anywhere except for military use.

I agree but then I don't like guns so cannot comment because it just might be my bias coming out.

 

[EllieMay]

I know I am a Brit, but I really cannot see why an AK47 is needed anywhere except for military use.

Me either! The boy called it his pig rifle ?. They are pretty common here for lots of people that hog hunt to get rid of the overpopulation issues..I consider them assault rifles... Either way, he wasn’t hunting and had no business having it in the vehicle with my daughter. I believe in giving credit where it’s due and my daughter had no business being out at that time of night and she was not where she was supposed to be... it’s going to be a hard lesson learned for her...even though, she s just a normal teenager who went to a party or have fun.... things went bad between some boys and she got shot while one was trying to pull that gun.. it was tucked in between the seat where she was sitting and when he pulled it out, he shot her. She’s trying to protect him because he was her friend and shot her by accident, but the fact is, he was drunk and was fixing to shoot somebody else on purpose.. SO HE NEEDS TO PAY. TO UNDERSTAND HE WAS WRONG... I heard no remorse in his voice when he tried to explain the accident... only fear that the other truth would come out. They tried to say that he was putting the gun in the back seat and it went off on its own. .

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I heard that Labs are where all the good doctors sleep. ?

Ha de ha!
Yes, well it gets unbearably hot up there in the summer. I love the heat, but it's just ridiculous up there.
Moroccans sleep upstairs in the winter and downstairs in the summer.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wifey has beautiful skin. That latest picture of her shows her beauty.

Not bad for nearly 70!
Bless her cotton frogs.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Chilly and Willy are penguins that run a bar somewhere in the gloom. It’s very nice when the pirate and leprechaun aren’t getting drunk, I guess they too are mourning Sabine who was particularly fond of them.

I miss Sabine.