Do sulcutas fart?

Snoopy’s mom

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If Snoopy's Mom didn't have that foot fetish & stopped playing w/his foot during his bath, he probably wouldn't fart so much ....you know, the old pull on my finger parlor trick...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Youʻre killing me. Sully foot fetish is a real thing you know. I think there is a support group for that.
 

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Yes seriously! When helping plan his escape and everyone was giving reasons not to get a sully, not one person mentioned the farting! Or did Maggie say something about that? Hmmm I can’t remember now.

Ok... here I am now to tell the story...
One night around 11:30pm husband and I are watching tv in bed and my Sulcata was next to us on the floor. (Don’t freak out it was winter)....
We all got ready for bed and I kinda hurried her into her night box just a few feet away so she could have the warmth of her CHE light bulb..
Everyone fell asleep but I couldn’t for some reason....
Here it comes 2:45am and all is quiet....
Until you hear my Sully almost pick up her night box 2” and .... KABOOOOM!
It sounded SOOOO human! Like a truck driver (sorry, not you Maggs) who was drunk from tequila that had chili for dinner!!! She bombed SOO LOUD!!!!
It was so loud my husband woke up and we looked at each other (side eyed) and burst into laughing tears!!!
About to blame one another we soon figured out it was neither but WAS the big tortoise in the box! ???
But that wasn’t even the funny part....
We live in a two family house and the neighbor must’ve heard and banged on the wall!!! ??
Still don’t know if he was banging because we were laughing so hard OR
He heard the tortoise pass wind!!!!! ?
????????????
 

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Ok... here I am now to tell the story...
One night around 11:30pm husband and I are watching tv in bed and my Sulcata was next to us on the floor. (Don’t freak out it was winter)....
We all got ready for bed and I kinda hurried her into her night box just a few feet away so she could have the warmth of her CHE light bulb..
Everyone fell asleep but I couldn’t for some reason....
Here it comes 2:45am and all is quiet....
Until you hear my Sully almost pick up her night box 2” and .... KABOOOOM!
It sounded SOOOO human! Like a truck driver (sorry, not you Maggs) who was drunk from tequila that had chili for dinner!!! She bombed SOO LOUD!!!!
It was so loud my husband woke up and we looked at each other (side eyed) and burst into laughing tears!!!
About to blame one another we soon figured out it was neither but WAS the big tortoise in the box! ???
But that wasn’t even the funny part....
We live in a two family house and the neighbor must’ve heard and banged on the wall!!! ??
Still don’t know if he was banging because we were laughing so hard OR
He heard the tortoise pass wind!!!!! ?
????????????
Now that'sa sully fart!!

I was flying back on a late night flight from Houston to Oklahoma City. The guy in front of me was so drunk the flight attendants wouldn't serve him. He farted big smelly ones the whole trip back. It was so gross. Everyone kept trying to move upwind of him.
 

Snoopy’s mom

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Ok... here I am now to tell the story...
One night around 11:30pm husband and I are watching tv in bed and my Sulcata was next to us on the floor. (Don’t freak out it was winter)....
We all got ready for bed and I kinda hurried her into her night box just a few feet away so she could have the warmth of her CHE light bulb..
Everyone fell asleep but I couldn’t for some reason....
Here it comes 2:45am and all is quiet....
Until you hear my Sully almost pick up her night box 2” and .... KABOOOOM!
It sounded SOOOO human! Like a truck driver (sorry, not you Maggs) who was drunk from tequila that had chili for dinner!!! She bombed SOO LOUD!!!!
It was so loud my husband woke up and we looked at each other (side eyed) and burst into laughing tears!!!
About to blame one another we soon figured out it was neither but WAS the big tortoise in the box! ???
But that wasn’t even the funny part....
We live in a two family house and the neighbor must’ve heard and banged on the wall!!! ??
Still don’t know if he was banging because we were laughing so hard OR
He heard the tortoise pass wind!!!!! ?
????????????
That is too funny! I think my hubby could give your tort some competition.
 

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