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Snoopy’s mom

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It's impossible to enjoy Mogan David, which is the only wine served for communion in the Lutheran Church...i've done a survey. OTOH, MD 2020 over ice is a start!!
Morgan David is the MD in Mad Dog 20/20?! Or am I being dim again? Don’t laugh at me
 

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It's been a very special day for me.? For the first time my 6 year old Razberri allowed me to cuddle with her on the couch today. ? I hope I haven't created a monster bunny. You know, one stuck where it's annoying ?
 

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A middle aged woman wakes up from vaginal tuck surgery and saw 3 flower bouquets. Upon reading the notes, the first was from the surgeon saying she did great. The second was from her husband saying he can’t wait to see her. The third was from a man in the burn unit saying thanks for the ears.
 

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I have a chemistry joke but don't think it will get a reaction.

I used to have a soap addiction but I'm clean now.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

I don't trust trees. They seem shady.

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
 

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A middle aged woman wakes up from vaginal tuck surgery and saw 3 flower bouquets. Upon reading the notes, the first was from the surgeon saying she did great. The second was from her husband saying he can’t wait to see her. The third was from a man in the burn unit saying thanks for the ears.
Glad to hear that the burn patient got new ears, So now he can hear if anybody is "coming" or not. LOL
 

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