THE NUT HOUSE

Maggie3fan

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MY KIND OF HOLIDAY PARTY

We didnʻt have any drunk uncles, so I had to step up to the plate and be the drunk aunty. Telling adult jokes, waltzing around with a drink, and singing Me and Bobby McGee.
Oh lordy...you me and Bobby McGee...add EllieMay...what a time we could have....
 

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Well, what are yaʻall waiting for? It was 80F last night at 6 pm. This morning was a bone-chilling 72F. Mustʻve been at least 71F with the wind chill factor. ??
And here I am shoveling snow today. ?‍♀️
Good evening ladies and gents!
What’s this … I hear chubbs has found
A GIIIRL!?????…..?
???????
R U suuurree it’s not one of those blow up dolls he carries around for “moral” support and to be able to use the car pool lane?
 

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And here I am shoveling snow today. ?‍♀️
Good evening ladies and gents!
What’s this … I hear chubbs has found
A GIIIRL!?????…..?
???????
R U suuurree it’s not one of those blow up dolls he carries around for “moral” support and to be able to use the car pool lane?
OK you...You didn't get me this time!!! You said I could safely open your card this time...but you think I'm gonna fall for that bs? When I saw it was from you I took it outside and set fire to it...but it was raining so hard it wouldn't burn and I didn't wanna get it so wet it wouldn't burn, so I went back in and just held it over the ash tray and set it to burning...it got going pretty good when it burned my fingers and I flung the burning envelope out of reflex and it landed in the Christmas tree that had been up for a month...and poof!!! The dry tree exploded in flame...that's when I woke up...I had fallen asleep holding your envelope afraid to open it and I guess I just nodded out for a few....Merry Christmas to you lol Chefdenoel10
 

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OK you...You didn't get me this time!!! You said I could safely open your card this time...but you think I'm gonna fall for that bs? When I saw it was from you I took it outside and set fire to it...but it was raining so hard it wouldn't burn and I didn't wanna get it so wet it wouldn't burn, so I went back in and just held it over the ash tray and set it to burning...it got going pretty good when it burned my fingers and I flung the burning envelope out of reflex and it landed in the Christmas tree that had been up for a month...and poof!!! The dry tree exploded in flame...that's when I woke up...I had fallen asleep holding your envelope afraid to open it and I guess I just nodded out for a few....Merry Christmas to you lol Chefdenoel10
Lmao!!!
I TOLD YOU!!!!
I’ve been to psycho lately to play tricks on anybody.
Don’t worry though….
There’s always April fools day! ??
Keep your guard UP malady…. ??
How you feelin’ by the way?
I’m up to the page where you think the guy at church have you COVID!!????
101 temp??!?!?!!!!! ???
 

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Is there something wrong with being a "crazy old lady"?
You'd certainly be a lot less interesting if you were boring (normal)
I love every bit of your content here and outside of the forum
 

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You'd certainly be a lot less interesting if you were boring (normal)
I love every bit of your content here and outside of the forum
Not enuf to mail my package tho??? lol how many years now???100_1501.JPGThis all is so pretty100_1493.JPG
and now I get to fire up the Squirrel and if I can get out my driveway, then get up the hill outta the park...I am on a tortfood run to town...wish me luck
 

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Not enuf to mail my package tho??? lol how many years now???View attachment 338164This all is so prettyView attachment 338165
and now I get to fire up the Squirrel and if I can get out my driveway, then get up the hill outta the park...I am on a tortfood run to town...wish me luck
It's been in a closet since about a month after the last stuff I sent you.
Probably at least 2. Maybe 3 years.
I found it at the Swap Shop flea market. It's used. But it looks complete....
Please re send me your address in a PM or through FB MESSENGER
 

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Maggie3fan

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It's been in a closet since about a month after the last stuff I sent you.
Probably at least 2. Maybe 3 years.
I found it at the Swap Shop flea market. It's used. But it looks complete....
Please re send me your address in a PM or through FB MESSENGER
I can hardly wait!!!
 

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Kinda quiet in here lately. Wonder if I can goad Maggie into a response by telling her Dale also spent some time with me. He may have been in her living room most Sundays, but he was with me on the occasional Monday. He said something about rain delays. ??????
 

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Kinda quiet in here lately. Wonder if I can goad Maggie into a response by telling her Dale also spent some time with me. He may have been in her living room most Sundays, but he was with me on the occasional Monday. He said something about rain delays. ??????
Yes it's KINDA quiet... I think if you start a thread you should run ur mouth now and then ? I think we shoulda been informed.?
 

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