oh. it may have been his first time having them, because i don't know what he ate before he came to live and love with me. he is climbing on the walls (more like attempting to) like Spidertortoise!
My tortoise (who has NEVER shown interest in his water before) pooped in his water today and it spread over the bottom of his stone water dish, covering the entire bottom with what looks like poop-colored mold or diarrhea. It may be because I fed him the top, leafy part (below) of red beets...
Wow @spudthetortoise, that's hilarious! I especially like the first meme that you made yourself. And just so you know, the most commonly used meme font is called "Impact"