ALDABRA TORTOISE BREEDER

KarenSoCal

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Tortoise Club
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Low desert 50 mi SE of Palm Springs CA
It's settled! I've made my final choice! If I believed that reincarnation was true, I'd want to come back as one of your aldabras, Greg.

I mean, talk about Paradise! A pool filled for me every morning, then emptied every night so I don't have to be bothered with pesky bugs.

A nice woman comes around and hand feeds me delicious treats, then scrubs my body, then rinses me with water.

Now I smell good, so I can stroll around and pick my mate for the day...and not a single bad-looking one in the herd! Hmmm...I'll have to gain a few lbs, but that's never been a problem.

My safety is never an issue because there are 2 furry critters that would quickly dispatch anyone that doesn't belong. Plus the human, usually armed with a camera...but who probably has a rifle near by.

Yes, Greg, hang around long enough and I'll be there!
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ALDABRAMAN

KEEPER AT HEART
10 Year Member!
Joined
Nov 5, 2010
Messages
28,446
Location (City and/or State)
SW Forida
It's settled! I've made my final choice! If I believed that reincarnation was true, I'd want to come back as one of your aldabras, Greg.

I mean, talk about Paradise! A pool filled for me every morning, then emptied every night so I don't have to be bothered with pesky bugs.

A nice woman comes around and hand feeds me delicious treats, then scrubs my body, then rinses me with water.

Now I smell good, so I can stroll around and pick my mate for the day...and not a single bad-looking one in the herd! Hmmm...I'll have to gain a few lbs, but that's never been a problem.

My safety is never an issue because there are 2 furry critters that would quickly dispatch anyone that doesn't belong. Plus the human, usually armed with a camera...but who probably has a rifle near by.

Yes, Greg, hang around long enough and I'll be there!
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~ Awesome.....how tuned in are you.....lol.

 
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