Haaaaa. Luckily chicken is very cheap, 10-12 drum sticks for about $4.00. A crabcake dinner in here Maryland will run you $20.00. And not nearly as packed with crab as home made. (Plus, we reuse them many times over)
Wonder where your crabs were from? Possibly shipped up from @Moozillion ’s neck of the woods.
There are plenty of cold water crabs in northern waters [emoji4]