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  1. Yourlocalpoet

    Esmeralda needs surgery

    So I got a call from the vet today and the blood results confirm their suspicions that Es has pre ovulatory follicular stasis and needs to have an ovariectomy. Es has zero clinical symptoms, other than the fact she thinks she has eggs to lay and keeps digging nests, but I saw the follicles...
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    Easter eggs?

    So this happened yesterday. She’s never mated, never even met another tortoise, although I’m aware this doesn’t negate egg laying, still I was bemused nonetheless to find her digging what I assume to be a nest. Anyway, I left her to it. When I returned a while later she’d left the hole (it...
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    Are you experienced?

    I keeping hearing adjectives such as 'experienced' 'adept' and 'seasoned' to describe some tortoise keepers here on the forum. Exactly what constitutes an experienced keeper, in your opinion, and why? Sent from my iPhone using Tortoise Forum
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    Summer's nearly over

    Esmeralda enjoying the last of the warm summer evenings. Haven't took many pictures of her this year. She isn't looking forward to winter! Sent from my iPhone using Tortoise Forum
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    Look what happened to my CHE...

    It kinda looked like it had melted and then cooled into a little blob on the end. I poked at the blob and it broke off. It's about 3 months old. What the hell? Sent from my iPhone using Tortoise Forum
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    Are all Hermanns crazy?

    Okay, so I am looking after my boyfriend's sister's tortoise, Michelangelo, for this next week. She just dropped him off and jeez, this tortoise is mental. I don't know anything about Hermanns, those of you who know me, know I have lovely, calm, serene adult leopard. This tortoise is tiny and...
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    Relaxing bath after a hard day...

    I'll have a glass of wine too when you're ready.
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    Our new home

    So, I've finally become an adult and bought my own house and after a few stressful weeks I’m all moved in and it is perfect! Slight problem on moving day being Esmeralda’s indoor enclosure wouldn't go up the stairs, (why we imagined it would I don’t know) so after 20 minutes of three big men...
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    Anyone need any dandelions?

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    New Turf

    So I've just bought a house (feeling extremely grown up) and I have already planned my tortoise's new outdoor pen, and I'm already growing plants for the move. Then, I thought, it's a new build and the turf will be brand new. My tortoise, being outside, eats a lot of grass on the lawn in my...
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    #Chillin'

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    Tortoise cushion

    Found this little gem yesterday... :)
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    Our Esmeralda

    Just a few random acts of modelling...
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    Hot flush?

    So, Esmeralda had her first ever trip to the vet yesterday. I send her poo annually to them, but I decided to take her in this time, for a little tortoise MOT. Well, she does NOT like the vets. The first thing she did was pee all over the vet, who then decided she wanted to open Ezzie's mouth...
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    SwellReptiles UK online discount code

    Thought I'd share. Enter SWELL10 at the checkout and you get 10% off your order. I just saved a tenner on bulk buy substrate and Nutrobal. :)
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    What do you reckon?

    High speed collision? ;) It wasn't me.
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    Tortoises & Body Temp

    Hello TFO! It's been an absolute age since I last graced the forum and all sorts have changed! Looks good :) So summer has arrived in the UK, (finally) which means Esmeralda gets giddy about constant outside playtime (yay) and it's also prompted a question I hope some knowledgable person may be...
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    Heeeeere's Ezzie!

    It's been a while folks but she's still as gorgeous as ever!
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    Essie's new house

    Just trying out the new house. Yep, think she likes it.
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    Gardening with Tortoises

    A friend of mine has just had his first novel (King Crow) published by Blue Moose books and when I ordered my copy I came across this publication, (Gardening with Tortoises) one of their first by author P.D Apsy. It is a fantastic book comprised of letters about 'the pains and pleasures of...
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