So true story at work today. My cowrker and i are always ragging on each other. So he says to me “your prob still a virgin”
Me: yes , i was until last night
Him: yeah ok
Me: true! Ask ur sister
Him: i dont have a sister
Me: u will in 9 months
So this joke was originally told to me when I was a naive young thing in college...you can plug it into anywhere that fits...
Two gentlemen were sitting across from one another on a train. The 1st gentleman says to the 2nd, "Excuse me, aren't you from Indiana University?" The 2nd gentleman replies, "Why yes, how did you know?"
The 1st answers, "Well, from the way you sit, hold you little pinkie when you drink your coffee, the way you cover your mouth when you cough."
The 2nd gentlemen says, "Well, you're from Purdue University, aren't you?" And the 1st gentleman says, "Why yes. How did you know?"
The 2nd gentlemen says, "Well, from the way you pick your nose."