I promise I told the truth. And for some insane reason they still like me ?OMG fell off my chair and farted!!!!
I promise I told the truth. And for some insane reason they still like me ?OMG fell off my chair and farted!!!!
And then she said ur going to need serious help ?So an old lady goes to her dentist. The dentist walks in and sees her laying down naked with legs up. He says “ Cathie! Im a dentist not a gyno !” She says “ I know.. i need u to check my husbands teeth
I say live in Denial. It's more fun. And besides that you'd have to look at yourself ?My doc said i should watch my drinking... i bought a mirror
One of my favorite songs!! They just don't write 'em like this anymore.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ahhhh
Ahhh who?
Werewolves in London
Oh dear! ?I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?