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- Thread starter Chubbs the tegu
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Chubbs the tegu
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I took a urine test today at the hospital…..
Man, my kleptomania is out of control
Man, my kleptomania is out of control
I have no clue why I'm laughing
Chubbs the tegu
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Omg. If i have to explain it then its not funny hahaI have no clue why I'm laughing
Chubbs the tegu
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I stole the damn ****! U happy??? 
Chubbs the tegu
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Pee
Chubbs the tegu
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I can say blue nipples but not p!ss smh lol
Ok ok I know I'm dense. But hay I have an excuseI stole the damn ****! U happy???
when I was young I was blond. Now I'm an ash blonde 
Chubbs the tegu
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Now ur just an ashholeOk ok I know I'm dense. But hay I have an excuse
Chubbs the tegu
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
.. pregnant
.. pregnant
What’s the opposite of urine?
You’re out
You’re out
I got my license but I don’t h
Chubbs if you don’t get this, ( I don’t know what to threaten you with) I’ll I’ll do something. Or not do something maybe.
Chubbs if you don’t get this, ( I don’t know what to threaten you with) I’ll I’ll do something. Or not do something maybe.
What in the hecks a cado?I got my license but I don’t h
Chubbs if you don’t get this, ( I don’t know what to threaten you with) I’ll I’ll do something. Or not do something maybe.
Blackdog1714
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Dude where's my kaaaar?I got my license but I don’t h
Chubbs if you don’t get this, ( I don’t know what to threaten you with) I’ll I’ll do something. Or not do something maybe.
I don’t have a kaar though 
jeff kushner
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Watching from the sidelines, I thought it was going to be an easy layup.......(I don’t h)
it's wasn't......and that was as funny as the joke!
I'm sorry I've got nothing to contribute.......but you guys are funny as heck!
)it's wasn't......and that was as funny as the joke!
I'm sorry I've got nothing to contribute.......but you guys are funny as heck!
Is it lost on anyone - or just me that Chubbs hasn’t made a snide remark yet? 
No it hasn'tIs it lost on anyone - or just me that Chubbs hasn’t made a snide remark yet?
I'm trying to get his goat too 
