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Chubbs the tegu
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How do u get snoopys mom to go on a date with u?
U put ur best foot forward
Only if itʻs a sully foot
This man overhears two women having a conversation and notices they have an accent. He asks "Are you women from England?" One woman snaps back "Itʻs Wales!" so he replies, "Iʻm sorry, are you two whales from England?"
Sorry Joes Mum
Sorry Joes Mum
Like a Sunday morning???
Is Quinton Tarintino the one who made a movie about some loan guy who kept picking up young college girls in a car with a skull on the front of it and then killing them in violent ways when he was done he would do it to another pack of girls I forget the name of it but God… I couldn’t stop watching it!!! ?
Says the lady that got me into a duct tape disaster
Sounds kinky?! ?
Sleep with one eye open Blackdog!!!
No one knows what a REAL serial killer looks like! Could be anyone....even a WIFE! ?
Jan A
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I know the movie you're talking about & I luv it, too. I also love the Abominable Dr. Phibes movies.
There is not a Nazi conversation that goes past me without thinking about the scene in Inglourious Basterds when they’re in some sort of Building and the Nazi is fighting with an American and eventually the Nazi wins and he sitting on top of him and he slowly pushes the knife into the guys chest telling him to
“Ssshhhhhhh” as the guy screaming for mercy. I think of that scene all of the time it was so violent!!!!!!
(And probably true). ?
Jan A
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Not that many women are serial killers unless you include politicians; now men, that's a different story.
Do you know what always catches my eye?
Short people with umbrellas
Short people with umbrellas
One of my dairy cows tried to escape by hopping the barbed wire fence. It was an udder disaster.
They say you have a 33% chance of meeting a serial killer in your lifetime
You can’t run through a campground, you can only ran cause it’s past tents
A husband and wife are having an argument about a women’s place in the home. He demanded that she is the one who should do the cooking and cleaning. They went to bed mad. The next day the wife comes home and sees that dinner had been cooked. The day after that she notices that the house was clean and her husband could see through his left eye a little.
Chubbs the tegu
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Its hard to lose ur wife.
Damn near impossible
Damn near impossible
Chubbs the tegu
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People are shocked when they find out how bad of an electrician i am
Chubbs the tegu
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You hear about the guy that lost his whole left side in a car accident?
his alright now
his alright now
