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Cathie G

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Seeing this thread come up today made me kinda sad. dmmj (David) was a great one for bad jokes. He is sorely missed on the forum. It's his birthday. Last I heard he was having serious health problems. Not hearing from him is quite concerning.

Let's all think of the cornyest jokes we can and post them in David's honor.
I would make a corny joke but then I'd get an earful ?
 

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if you’re depressed because you can’t complete your bucket list, change the B to an F and enjoy.

Happy birthday mama!!!!!
Enjoy!!
Get your frog on and get hoppin’!!
Hope all goes your way today.
❤️❤️❤️???????????????????

And yesterday was Freddy Mercury’s Birthday!?
How cool is this!?
Back to back birthdays!!!??
But, don’t celebrate like him though…
He partied so hard he woke up blue!. ?☹️??
I am going to H-E- double hockey sticks!!
??
Soooorrryyy FREDDDIIEEEE!!!!
You know we LOVE YOUUUUU!!!! ❤️
 

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This is all my brain can mutter and I can’t stop laughing!!! ?????
Poor thing….
Now I REALLY AM GOING to h*ll…?
Here’s to you David! Hope it makes you laugh too!?
 

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