Has anyone watched the Bronx Zoo's new reality show called "The Zoo"? It is on Animal Planet. Last episode they took an Aldabra tortoise and a duck to a specialist vet in Manhattan!
a tortoise and a duck to a vet specialist in Manhattan? That almost sounds like the beginning of a jokeHas anyone watched the Bronx Zoo's new reality show called "The Zoo"? It is on Animal Planet. Last episode they took an Aldabra tortoise and a duck to a specialist vet in Manhattan!
So true! If only they had walked into a bar.....a tortoise and a duck to a vet specialist in Manhattan? That almost sounds like the beginning of a joke
"Not true", quacked the duck, "I just have a sore throat, that's why I sound like this, is it serious ?"An Aldabra tortoise and a duck went to a vet in Manhattan.
"How can I help you ?" asked the vet," Which one of you is sick, or is it both ?"
"It's the tortoise" said the duck, "He thinks he's Napoleon"
"Really ?" said the vet, fixing the tortoise with a stern smile, "If so, you should be seeing a psychiatort, not a vet."
"It's rubbish" replied the tortoise slowly, "I am perfectly well aware I am a rather large tortoise , it's the duck who's quackers."
Yvonne!I watched the second episode. It doesn't come on here until 10p and most of the time I'm already in bed by then. I was disappointed they never said what was wrong with the tortoise. And it was a GOOSE, Patti, a goose!
I liked the show. I'll try to watch it every Saturday night.
Bwaaahahahahaaaa!!!! Even better!!!! Love it! Adam! Come to the States and try some stand up comedy. I'll be your first audience/guestJust then a goose walks in.
So the doctor asks the goose, "And what's wrong with you ?".
"Nothing, doc", answers the goose." I just wanted a gander at the Aldabra and the duck".
My bad! (I had just spent the entire day teaching 15 year old's a tough skill in algebra and my mental status was waning!) That goose was so funny on the show. I think there is a future episode with another tortoise!I watched the second episode. It doesn't come on here until 10p and most of the time I'm already in bed by then. I was disappointed they never said what was wrong with the tortoise. And it was a GOOSE, Patti, a goose!
I liked the show. I'll try to watch it every Saturday night.
You are very clever!!! I shared your joke with my teaching colleagues!Just then a goose walks in.
So the doctor asks the goose, "And what's wrong with you ?".
"Nothing, doc", answers the goose." I just wanted a gander at the Aldabra and the duck".
Bwaaahahahahaaaa!!!! Even better!!!! Love it! Adam! Come to the States and try some stand up comedy. I'll be your first audience/guest
I thank you.You are very clever!!! I shared your joke with my teaching colleagues!
Another....... bwaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!I thank you.
I used to do stand up.
But I got tired and had to stand down..
And Patti , teaching is a special skill , I'll never forget what my teachers tort us.
Can't pitch in with anything sharp right now... damn!!!! These are the only times when it really sucks to be not the native speaker in the group. I'd have a bunch of quick comebacks to that in Polish though.... ahhhh!Adam, you keep quacking me up!!
I especially like telling tortoise jokes.Another....... bwaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!