How rude! ?I’m positive my Noodle farted on me then pooped on me last weekend. Lmao
How rude! ?I’m positive my Noodle farted on me then pooped on me last weekend. Lmao
Lol! You are a wonderful friend!I’m sorry! I have failed you as a friend :-(
I promise I will try and make it up to you!!!
If Snoopy's Mom didn't have that foot fetish & stopped playing w/his foot during his bath, he probably wouldn't fart so much ....you know, the old pull on my finger parlor trick...Stop blaming it on the tort!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Youʻre killing me. Sully foot fetish is a real thing you know. I think there is a support group for that.If Snoopy's Mom didn't have that foot fetish & stopped playing w/his foot during his bath, he probably wouldn't fart so much ....you know, the old pull on my finger parlor trick...
I've not seen anyone else with sully foot fetish on the forum. You could be very lonely!! Chubbs, Chef & I will be there for you, ....farting our support!!HAHAHAHAHAHA! Youʻre killing me. Sully foot fetish is a real thing you know. I think there is a support group for that.
Wondering why Iʻve never noticed the farting before....my Russian is too polite to fart in his bath ?
I've not seen anyone else with sully foot fetish on the forum. You could be very lonely!! Chubbs, Chef & I will be there for you, ....farting our support!!
Yes seriously! When helping plan his escape and everyone was giving reasons not to get a sully, not one person mentioned the farting! Or did Maggie say something about that? Hmmm I can’t remember now.
Now that'sa sully fart!!Ok... here I am now to tell the story...
One night around 11:30pm husband and I are watching tv in bed and my Sulcata was next to us on the floor. (Don’t freak out it was winter)....
We all got ready for bed and I kinda hurried her into her night box just a few feet away so she could have the warmth of her CHE light bulb..
Everyone fell asleep but I couldn’t for some reason....
Here it comes 2:45am and all is quiet....
Until you hear my Sully almost pick up her night box 2” and .... KABOOOOM!
It sounded SOOOO human! Like a truck driver (sorry, not you Maggs) who was drunk from tequila that had chili for dinner!!! She bombed SOO LOUD!!!!
It was so loud my husband woke up and we looked at each other (side eyed) and burst into laughing tears!!!
About to blame one another we soon figured out it was neither but WAS the big tortoise in the box! ???
But that wasn’t even the funny part....
We live in a two family house and the neighbor must’ve heard and banged on the wall!!! ??
Still don’t know if he was banging because we were laughing so hard OR
He heard the tortoise pass wind!!!!! ?
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You could all toot me a tune ?I've not seen anyone else with sully foot fetish on the forum. You could be very lonely!! Chubbs, Chef & I will be there for you, ....farting our support!!
That is too funny! I think my hubby could give your tort some competition.Ok... here I am now to tell the story...
One night around 11:30pm husband and I are watching tv in bed and my Sulcata was next to us on the floor. (Don’t freak out it was winter)....
We all got ready for bed and I kinda hurried her into her night box just a few feet away so she could have the warmth of her CHE light bulb..
Everyone fell asleep but I couldn’t for some reason....
Here it comes 2:45am and all is quiet....
Until you hear my Sully almost pick up her night box 2” and .... KABOOOOM!
It sounded SOOOO human! Like a truck driver (sorry, not you Maggs) who was drunk from tequila that had chili for dinner!!! She bombed SOO LOUD!!!!
It was so loud my husband woke up and we looked at each other (side eyed) and burst into laughing tears!!!
About to blame one another we soon figured out it was neither but WAS the big tortoise in the box! ???
But that wasn’t even the funny part....
We live in a two family house and the neighbor must’ve heard and banged on the wall!!! ??
Still don’t know if he was banging because we were laughing so hard OR
He heard the tortoise pass wind!!!!! ?
????????????
Maybe someone should post this in things you wish you knew before you get a tort.?Why didnʻt you warn me about this before while we were planning the heist lol! Itʻs not the farting, itʻs the smell!
Me??? But it's just trapped air, I'm thinkinYes seriously! When helping plan his escape and everyone was giving reasons not to get a sully, not one person mentioned the farting! Or did Maggie say something about that? Hmmm I can’t remember now.