the Turtle Shepherd
Active Member
LOCAL PICK UP ONLY IN VAN NUYS CALIFORNIA
yes, you read this right, i have i think at least three eggs of red eared sliders, laid i think sometimes in June? blah, memory
anyway, i peeked on them, the top one was crazy heavy, so they are fertile, at least some, anyhow, I will not ship because it is too much trouble but if you are egg crazy and hatching one was what you always wanted - I will gladly give this opportunity to you. they are free, but here is a catch: YOU MUST SWEAR WITH YOUR HAND ON YOUR HEART that you will tend to the little thing and take care of him/her after it is arrived. red eared sliders are cheap, they die by a hundred in kid's stinky water bowls everyday, especially the babies! so, i will be the sort of person who will text your butt and ask for progress and proof that you are taking a great care of it, and if you are not I will shame your aaasss forever! no, i will not, i am just kidding but it will go on your conscience, and the limp little dead limbs will haunt you forever.... and ever and ever... and ever... having said that, is there any interest?
yes, you read this right, i have i think at least three eggs of red eared sliders, laid i think sometimes in June? blah, memory
anyway, i peeked on them, the top one was crazy heavy, so they are fertile, at least some, anyhow, I will not ship because it is too much trouble but if you are egg crazy and hatching one was what you always wanted - I will gladly give this opportunity to you. they are free, but here is a catch: YOU MUST SWEAR WITH YOUR HAND ON YOUR HEART that you will tend to the little thing and take care of him/her after it is arrived. red eared sliders are cheap, they die by a hundred in kid's stinky water bowls everyday, especially the babies! so, i will be the sort of person who will text your butt and ask for progress and proof that you are taking a great care of it, and if you are not I will shame your aaasss forever! no, i will not, i am just kidding but it will go on your conscience, and the limp little dead limbs will haunt you forever.... and ever and ever... and ever... having said that, is there any interest?
