Female tortoise has a willy!!??

[nikki0601]

I noticed the ball was squeaking, and the tort had a look of powerful joy.. then he flips over, typical male

 

[Melly-n-shorty]

I noticed the ball was squeaking, and the tort had a look of powerful joy.. then he flips over, typical male

LMBO i didnt see that part... i couldn't watch the whole video lol.

 

[bigred]

Since were on the topic of willies, I have to show you a picture of Henry the Horny Tortoise. I know some of you have already seen this. Me and Henry are very proud of this pic

 

[tinkerbell1189]

Tyler, thanks it looks EXACTLY like that! Definitley a boy then!! Haha I will begin his macho enclosure makeover, I'll have to post before and after photos...
Legal drinking age here is 18, so at 2.5 he has a long wait lol! Maybe some non alcoholic beer will do for now

Bigred... Omgosh!! that is pretty impressive... Henry is one horny tortoise thats for sure!!

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http://www.tortoiseforum.org/Thread-Tinkerbell--33916#axzz1hBGoi0wd

This is some of her old enclosure

 

[tyler0912]

Tyler, thanks it looks EXACTLY like that! Definitley a boy then!! Haha I will begin his macho enclosure makeover, I'll have to post before and after photos...
Legal drinking age here is 18, so at 2.5 he has a long wait lol! Maybe some non alcoholic beer will do for now

Bigred... Omgosh!! that is pretty impressive... Henry is one horny tortoise thats for sure!!

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http://www.tortoiseforum.org/Thread-Tinkerbell--33916#axzz1hBGoi0wd

This is some of her old enclosure

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Glad i could help!

 

[jbean7916]

I never know that tort "parts" were so creepy!!!

 

[Jacqui]

I noticed the ball was squeaking, and the tort had a look of powerful joy.. then he flips over, typical male

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I never know that tort "parts" were so creepy!!!

Certainly different.

 

[ascott]

Henry looks like he has a built in wake board....now all he needs is a slip n slide....lol

oh yeah,,,,oooooo impressive

 

[mytwotortys]

Not that I want to be flashed, but at what age do they usually start to do that. I am really hoping Tatum is a boy. At what age, if he doesn't flash, can I expect that he won't because he is a she?

Look at his plastron, if it's concave then he's a boy

 

[Melly-n-shorty]

ok cant believe i just thought of this now... but i have a joke that fits this thread... i only know two jokes so i dont get to tell them often.
Q:what do you call a tortoise with a stiffy?
A: a slowpoke

hmm hope i don't get in trouble for sharing my joke...

 

[bubbles01]

Slowpoke!!! Love it!!

Seriously tho - Bigred..... OMG!!! Oscar never flashed anything that size to me, much more like Tyler's pic.....!

I am stunned....