Frankie Tortoise Tails: Its hard to own a sulcata

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It's winter. Cold and overcast seven days a week: Very unsuitable for a outdoor loving sulcata. Frankie sits in the bathroom designated his winter stomping grounds. Those dark round eyes follow me saying, “I hate you. Mom”

Just like the cold-gripped Northeast bundled with snow, there is little venturing out for Frankie OR me. Say what he wants about how he is the injured party here, I want to go outside and walk just like Frankie. I am wearing out our living room rug pacing back and forth. I am depressed and Frankie is depressed.

There was a utterly heavenly glimpse of a day with sun and temperatures in the high sixties. What a blessing. I went into the bathroom and announced to Frankie we were going outside. Frankie did not hesitate. He may not be able to see the sun or feel the warmth but somehow he could taste it because it was a mad dash to the back door.

I desperately tried to stay ahead of the charging beast as he crashed through the hall knocking over a basket of dirty clothes and sent the cat scrambling up the cat pole. Frankie was hot on my heals as I moved the coffee table and the lap top to a safer destination.

There was a brief pause to the 50 yard dash outside as Frankie spied my colorful Solmate mismatched socks and he decided to see if it was bite worthy. This pause gave me time enough to catch up to Frankie, toss aside two pair of shoes and save both Solmate socks from his greedy little I-am-freaking-starving-winter-appetite.

I managed to open the full-length-window back door before Frankie crashed through. Of course this involved the rarely attempted risk-your-life maneuver of sitting on Frankie to get him to stop walking. It's dangerous because I know some day he is going to pull that mighty ram maneuver and I will tumble off like an old-lady-rag-doll to the floor.

I envision a future visit to the emergency room where the triage intake worker will laugh so hard that she will fall off her chair as I explain how I fell from the back of a turtle. Not looking forward to this so I do all I can to avoid that scenario.

It's no picnic owning a full grown sulcata tortoise. There is no class preparing you for all the behavior quirks unique to the sulcata. Go ahead and check PetSmart but they don't sell any lifts, habitats or heaters suitable for the 100 pound plus sulcata tortoise. I've checked!

Frankie and I delight in our 70ºF sunny day. He strives to eat as much winter rye grass as he can (so generously sown last fall and one of the smartest things I've ever done for him). Frankie and I both sit and bask in the sun till he is hot to the touch and I actually start sweating. Wow.

As temperatures began hinting that the night will be cold I return to Frankie's indoor room and clean out layers of poopy cardboard (the indoor castle materials for sulcata shelters.) that stinks so bad only I can venture into the room without revolting. The bathroom floor may be ceramic but it looks to be made of straw. That too is raked up. The room still is not presentable for any human guest but it's habitable for Frankie.

Yeah, that chore took longer than it should. Oh, boy to what comes next, and my guess is on the nose, will not be easy.

Outside I find Frankie has weasel his way into his outdoor shelter that an hour ago was blocked off by a wooden board forced into place so nothing can knock it away, only Frankie has knocked it aside and he is now deeply burrowed inside under loads and loads of hay.

Frankie has grown a bit since we build the indoor cave four years ago. He now has difficulty turning around inside. If I am going to get him out of the cave before dark I will need to turn him around. It's a life threatening (my life) task that involves possible loss of fingers and severe back and arm injuries. I have to do it. It's that or I find a Frankie-sicle in there tomorrow morning.

Injuries to my self were minimal. Frankie was one very pissed tortoise. I shoved and push him out the cave and beg and plea for him to follow me indoors. Through the living room, past a pair of colorful socks, two pair of shoes, computer cords, past the cat post (complete with draped cat eying the tortoise from above), through the hall and back into the winter quarters (now clean) of one very large sulcata tortoise.

Frankie is quick to tunnel into his cardboard cave, digging deep into the corner (probably scraping up the wall board – that is a whole different story), and falling into a deep sulcata sleep that begins at 3:00 pm and ends tomorrow at 10:00 am. Yes, Frankie will sleep 19 hours. For him it's perfectly normal.



I'm going to fall face first onto the couch and hope for a 30 minute nap. I need more. Frankie has utterly exhausted me.

I love my cat. She is an easy pet to care for. Frankie, well, not so easy. But I love him.
 

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Another great story, got me laughing again, thank you. Been wondering though, why do you not build Frankie an insulated and heated shed for winter? He should be able to live outside year round. He should be able to go outside almost every day, as long as he has a warm and heated shed to go into when he is cold. Others on hear even have pics of their Sulcatas in the snow. You both would be much happier.
 

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As hinted in this story, Frankie has outgrown his heated outdoor enclosure. It's difficult for him to turn around and stay evenly heated. Time to build another one.
Oh, sorry, I didn't get that out of it being called his indoor cave. I thought it was just a hide, not a insulated heated shed. Well, at least you have a nice project this summer to look forward too:D
 

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Wow thanks for the laughs!! I could just picture you and Frankie and the cat!! Great story writing. Thanks again!!
 

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I love your Franie tales!!! I:<3:Frankie!!! The sun will shine again soon, poor beastie.
 

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What a coincidence my torts name is Franklin too!!
 

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jeffb, if you don't mind me asking, are you living in Canada? More specifically Alberta?
 

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Are you the gentleman that walks him around Edmonton? Like at River Valley and around some Petsmarts? And do you have a red wagon for when yours is tired?
 

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Yes, that is the one, I believe that he is the only one that large that I have seen in Edmonton. The wagon is for when I become tired...lol
 

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YES!!! I had a feeling it would be you. I was at Petsmart working when I met you. Every time you'd visit, we would chat. I have some pictures of Franklin. He was approximately 80 pounds when I met him. I remember asking you if I could pick him up. Hahaah. How big would he be now?
 

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I travel all around the city, to different venues, I go to the river valley in the summertime, some petsmarts, I go to chapters/indigo bookstores, green houses, farmers markets and strip malls. Funny thing is he likes a variety of places to go, it helps keep him happy!
 

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Ha Ha Haa, I think I remember who you are, you were at whitemud petsmart?
 

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I remember cause you were the only one strong enough to hold him, he is still 80 lbs, although I havnt seen you for a while....
 

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Yes, the Petsmart on Calgary Trail. Haven't worked there for years. You and I would walk around the store with him and he'd sometimes want out the front entrance or he'd want to go through the back exit so we would redirect him with our feet. I was shocked when you'd call his name and he'd come to you.

Haha yes, I had said "I know this is a random question to ask, but what is he like to pick up and can I try?". It was awesome to hold him!

Franklin is what made me want a tortoise. It took a few years but last year I got my own Red Foot. Your Sulcata will make my Red Foot look like a dwarf
 
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