I Hate It When. . .

Yvonne G

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When my tortoise sticks his neck out so it looks like he is dead. It scares me so much when he does that.
Think about that pose with a 250lb aldabran!! They have real long necks and they really look dead when they sleep like that.
 

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When the doctor tries a new med to "prevent" migraines and
1. You still get a migraine that came straight fromm the pits of hell
2. You can no longer enjoy anything to drink.....ANYTHING!!!!!.... It all taste like crap now. Coke, tea, juice, energy drinks, coffee, even stupid water.

And then you go in and tell them all of this and she gives you a shot for the migraine but says she wants you to continue these meds regardless of the side affect or the fact that it dont work!

Yeah ummm no
 

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When you stand at the cash register in the grocery store for 30 minutes trying to get the machine to read the chip, and the cashier just stands there and says, "Just keep trying", and you've already tried 50 times.

Usually there is a limit on number of tries, said by a cashier.
 

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Smacking, the one and only. But please please don’t ever do it around me [emoji817][emoji6]
 

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When the aerator on your faucet gets clogged, and you find that the only ones sold in your state have a tiny hole to limit the water flow.
Thankfully, there is ebay.

When your neighbor trims the branches on your tree that come over his fence, and throws them over the fence into your yard.

When your neighbor turns on his sprinkler and forgets to turn it off, and your storage shed gets flooded.

When you fill up your bathtub and then see a spider floating in it.

When you order something in a restaurant and they say they are out of it.

When you go to the store for a specific thing and they don't have it.
 

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When nothing goes right on Mondays !
 

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When someone doesn't turn the shower now off .So you reach over to turn the water on to let it warm up ,then get hot right in the face with cold water . This Monday is not going well at all .
 

Big Charlie

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When you are in an almost empty theater and someone with big hair sits right in front of you.
When someone touches every chip in the basket.
When people put their bowls in the sink but don't put enough water in.
 

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When you drop your keys in a parking lot and they roll under someone's car. When after you finally retrieve your keys, you don't realize that the battery fell out until the next day when you try to lock the car.

When you get your restaurant leftovers packed in one of those styrofoam containers and it leaks all over the place, so by the time you get ready to eat it, there is hardly any sauce.
 

Yvonne G

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When you drop your keys in a parking lot and they roll under someone's car. When after you finally retrieve your keys, you don't realize that the battery fell out until the next day when you try to lock the car.

When you get your restaurant leftovers packed in one of those styrofoam containers and it leaks all over the place, so by the time you get ready to eat it, there is hardly any sauce.
. . . or when you get your restaurant left-overs packed in the styrofoam carry home container then go off and leave it sitting on the restaurant table.
 

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. . . or when you get your restaurant left-overs packed in the styrofoam carry home container then go off and leave it sitting on the restaurant table.

Or you leave it on the dinning table at home, your cats find it and knock it on the floor and your dog finds it before you do. And you can’t blame your dog at all cause all they were doing was cleaning up the floor for you.
 

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This happens often. It happened again today:

When somebody in a car passes you on your motorcycle....In your own lane!
Or when some very old person (usually in a Corolla or Camry), tries using the "bicycle" lane as a turning lane. Attempting to squeeze between you and the curb from behind, to turn right at a stop light.
 
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