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dmmj

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous
 

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Before I was married, I would not have thought those jokes all that humorous. Now that I AM married they hit far too close to home to be humorous...
 

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Tom said:
Before I was married, I would not have thought those jokes all that humorous. Now that I AM married they hit far too close to home to be humorous...

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