jokes

[jim taylor]

 

[mike taylor]

Can't decide who worse, the maid or the wife

It would be the wife . You should never cheat on your spouse. If it comes to that you need to tell them it's over .

 

[Anyfoot]

If your ever feeling a bit down just re-visit here and watch this. It had me in tears.

 

[Anyfoot]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

 

[Gillian M]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Nice one @Anyfoot .

 

[Gillian M]

Here's one for the gentlemen at TFO:

Girl: "Dad, did you know that girls are smarter than boys?"

Dad: "No I did not."

Girl: "See? There you go!"

 

[Gillian M]

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

 

[Gillian M]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. A house cannot jump.