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Red sky at night, Shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Blue sky at night, day.
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a guy walks into a bar looking for some female companionship. as he entered he sees all the women around the ugliest guy in the bar. He walked over to the bartender and says what's the deal with this guy ? The bartender looks up and says hell if I know all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows
ILoveTorts&Gerbils
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I have a new theory on inertia. It doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says, 'sorry, we don't allow Higgs Bosons here.' The Higgs Boson replies, 'but, without me, how would you have mass?'
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It's going quiet here... Anyone got any more?
When does 8 &8 not equal 16 ?
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Moving on...
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I still don't get it
Likely best that way…
Can you send it to me ken
Done been sended to you.Can you send it to me ken
Two flies are playing soccer in a saucer.
One says to the other, "Come on, make an effort, we're playing in the cup tomorrow."
One says to the other, "Come on, make an effort, we're playing in the cup tomorrow."
