Pretend Chat 2.14
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They say for your dog to look directly into your eyes is a sign of the dog's dominance. Misty and I play the stare down game all the time. I've stared at her for more than 6 seconds without blinking. I deff. DO NOT want to murder her - I LOVE her...and for sure I don't want to have sex with her. Incidentally, she usually wins the stare down. I can't go much longer than that without blinking.
Another day, another dollar, and no news from the sellers of the house with mold. We are going to go down there tomorrow to remove our smoke detectors and make sure we didn't leave anything there and then rescind our offer. Back to square one we go.
How about both?
Tried two new colors today.
Do I see a sulcata up against that far fence, or is that just a pile of dirt? I love the colored planters.
With a dog it's not about wether you blink or not just how long you can hold the stare without looking away
Signs I'm dating a mechanic: He wants to throw a party for my truck when it turns over 300k miles this week. Or maybe that's a sign I'm dating a guy who likes any excuse to have a party? Now I'm not sure. 
Here I'm feeling badly for Maggie. All those postings of the miserable rain here in Oregon and look what her air is getting after she runs off for a spell;
@Cowboy_Ken I am LOVING this weather! I just hope it sticks around for a while. It's hard to go back to the rain.
Weekend rain then back to sun. For me and my transplanted bonsai, I'm loving this light rain…
Nah she will not want to leave the weather when she gets down here. Nice and toasty and full of sun.
Will someone PLEASE take these tortillas out of my house?
They are driving me crazy by calling my name into the kitchen!
They want to be warmed (big babies) and slathered in peanut butter and then rolled up nice and tight!!
Four tortillas in an hour is to much before bed, right? Oh, but they are so good!
They are driving me crazy by calling my name into the kitchen!
They want to be warmed (big babies) and slathered in peanut butter and then rolled up nice and tight!!
Four tortillas in an hour is to much before bed, right? Oh, but they are so good!
this is what math problems sound like to me.
Question: if I have 10 apples and you have 11 spark plugs how many pancakes are on the roof?
Answer: purple because aliens don't wear hats
Question: if I have 10 apples and you have 11 spark plugs how many pancakes are on the roof?
Answer: purple because aliens don't wear hats
Ah you have my sympathies - I am very mathematical.
The answer is of course:
Reindeer except on Tuesdays
you would think that math would be easy for everybody it seems very logical to me but beyond the basics it's like a foreign language with no key to translate
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