silly clean family friendly joke duck/bartender

[Jerseynox]

came across some good old jokes cleaning out files on my old old old computer windows 95

A duck walks into a bar...
Duck..Got any bread?
Bartender...No
Duck...Got any bread?
Bartender..No
Duck...Got any bread?
Bartender...No
Duck...Got any bread?
Bartender...NO & if you ask once more im going to nail your bill to the bar
Duck...got any nails?
Bartender...No
Duck....got any bread....

 

[ChiKat]

I've heard that one before!

 

[Isa]

LOL