. . . the gods, the animals, the environment. . . they're all against me!

Yvonne G

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I've finally realized why I've turned into a fat, lazy slob:

I had planned to fire up my sprayer this a.m. and spray weed killer over the two pastures. I went outside and it was just a bit too breezy for spraying.

So I decided to run the weedeater. I started in the Gulf Coast box turtle yard, and worked for about three minutes when I ran out of line.

Then I thought I would go into the house and clean house for a bit. I got my Swiffer duster and started in my office. I was running the duster over my desk and the kittens kept grabbing the duster.

Ok, maybe I'll get the broom and sweep the bathroom and the entryway, and shake the rugs. Every little clump of whatever that I swept the kittens thought was great fun to chase and stir up. I did manage to finish the sweeping, and I put all the throw rugs back where they belong. The next time I looked in the bathroom and the entryway the throw rugs are all jumbled up and pushed around.

Is it any wonder my Kindle and my recliner call to me so loudly?
 

Blackdog1714

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OH my goodness! I am terrifed of when I get older cause I currently believe strongly that the worl is against me and am proven right daily. Sometimes my wife will even notice that it is. Sadly I am so used to it I get very suspicious when things work in my favor!
 

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This is why, I haven't done my homework, lately, lol..not really, I am just being lazy, but it's a good reason, lol
 

ZEROPILOT

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I did yank out my four gigantic Bougainvillea that had taken over my back privacy fence.
I cut them up and drug them out peice by peice. It took me two weeks.
I'm now covered in cuts and scratches.
Those things are covered in spikes...Which is why I'd planted them there years ago.
 

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I have a saying when things go that way. You must say it with a surly growl.

"Nothing can be easy..."
 

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Remember.... There always tomorrow.

My pillow is calling~
 

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My git up and go dun got up and went a long time ago.
 
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