THE NUT HOUSE

[EllieMay]

My favorite food may be quinoa
Or maybe roasted brussel sprouts (changes the flavor so much better)

Liar liar pants on fire!!

 

[EllieMay]

I have news too! Im getting a giraffe

I have news!!! You are a giraffe. ( my favorite one)

 

[SasquatchTortoise]

Liar liar pants on fire!!

Have you had roasted brussel sprouts?

 

[EllieMay]

Why are there 15 year olds in the nut house damnit! Who was checking id’s!?? Elliemay

Sorry... I got distracted by the mammoth out back ..,

 

[EllieMay]

There is alcohol being served in here.. 21+

Consumed maybe...

 

[EllieMay]

Have you had roasted brussel sprouts?

With cheese))

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

B careful giving ur fav foods out! Easy way for ppl to get ur ss#

 

[EllieMay]

B careful giving ur fav foods out! Easy way for ppl to get ur ss#

Oh no!!! But I don’t think anyone would keep my identity for long anyway

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Oh no!!! But I don’t think anyone would keep my identity for long anyway

Well maybe some ppl like going to prison

 

[EllieMay]

Well maybe some ppl like going to prison

Behind closed doors.... not bars fool!!!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Children cover ur eyes and ears

 

[Alecks]

Children cover ur eyes and ears

oh hush im practically an adult. jkjk

 

[Chefdenoel10]

B careful giving ur fav foods out! Easy way for ppl to get ur ss#

 

[Blackdog1714]

I am an adult and I don't want to anymore! It's not fair I had responsibilities!!! This is my dream home

 

[EllieMay]

I am an adult and I don't want to anymore! It's not fair I had responsibilities!!! This is my dream home

Now that’s funny!!

 

[maggie3fan]

Non- tortoise related... who puts their actual birthdays on here?

me for one

 

[maggie3fan]

My favorite food is pasta, a salad with thousand island dressing or a vinaigrette, or fried eggs

favorite food??? Mine is double cheeseburgers with mayo only (no rabbit food), extra cheese, extra mayo...

 

[maggie3fan]

me for one

05/09/1946.... old

 

[jaizei]

idk have to be careful using fake birthdays

For instance, the Internet created another person with the same name as me who also lives in my house. His birthday is 05/31/1952 so he's quite a bit older than me. As he neared and passed Medicare age, the amount of phone calls related to that became insane. Probably worse than the spam calls for Google listings or auto warranties.

 

[maggie3fan]

idk have to be careful using fake birthdays

For instance, the Internet created another person with the same name as me who also lives in my house. His birthday is 05/31/1952 so he's quite a bit older than me. As he neared and passed Medicare age, the amount of phone calls related to that became insane. Probably worse than the spam calls for Google listings or auto warranties.

Try being on Medicare for years with injuries, damn stop texting and calling me! Oh, and the car warranty thing is worse than the Medicare calls. I DID have a good warranty on my latest engine, so when it expired there was so many calls to reinstate it, that I simply turned my cell phone off and threw it in my car. I keep it there cuz my car ma break down. I had bought one of those air horn things people use at football games and when I didn't recognize the number, I gave them that loud blast. But that bothered my birds, cats, and me. So now I just leave the cell off and use a landline, no warranty calls there yet...Jerks