I have a chemistry joke but don't think it will get a reaction.
I used to have a soap addiction but I'm clean now.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
I don't trust trees. They seem shady.
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.
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Moringa drumsticks, pumpkin leaves, gongura, amaranth greens, fenugreek greens (methi), and lemon grass are a few things that I pick up from an Indian market here in the States. They seem to especially enjoy the gongura and pumpkin.
I'm looking to add eight P.a.a. Will take individuals or groups. If you are a breeder with none available but keeping a waitlist please let me know how to be added to your list. Thank you.
That could never be me. I might be the only Midwesterner under 80 that refuses to leave the house in the snow . If we get even a dusting everyone knows I won't be at work. If we have more than an inch in the forecast I'm running to the store and stocking the pantry like a Cold War era bomb shelter.
When you get to the point in life that you're standing in the yard wearing sleep clothes, collecting dandelions and clipping the grass with scissors, you're beyond worrying about what others think.
I made a purchase from kapidolofarms.com that came with a free sample of cactus powder. The one tortoise I had that wouldn't eat cactus pads started to after dusting his food with the powder for a couple of weeks.
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've ducked.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye but we broke up. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Two radio antennas got married. The wedding was just ok but the reception was phenomenal.
I used to hate facial...