THE NUT HOUSE

[Chefdenoel10]

Ok.. you ALL asked for this!!
While I cannot top the vids from up above here; I will try to match them.
If you don’t laugh till you cry…. You’re dead.. you must have no pulse! 🙂
Now before it begins, I have to say I will not be on the form tomorrow till late afternoon because I will be in church in the early morning..REPENTING!!! 😱
My mother told us as kids to never say,do or admit this word out loud but here goes..
Just for a laugh, and to keep Cathy,Maggie and Ray in good spirits.. and anyone else I failed to mention..❤️

 

[Cathie G]

Ok.. you ALL asked for this!!
While I cannot top the vids from up above here; I will try to match them.
If you don’t laugh till you cry…. You’re dead.. you must have no pulse! 🙂
Now before it begins, I have to say I will not be on the form tomorrow till late afternoon because I will be in church in the early morning..REPENTING!!! 😱
My mother told us as kids to never say,do or admit this word out loud but here goes..
Just for a laugh, and to keep Cathy,Maggie and Ray in good spirits.. and anyone else I failed to mention..❤️

Yea and they just blame the poor cows...

 

[Cathie G]

Speaking of bananas. Joe bought Dilly a new toy filled with cat nip

 

[Lokkje]

 

[Lokkje]

I work with REAL 🥜

 

[Lokkje]

Speaking of bananas. Joe bought Dilly a new toy filled with cat nipView attachment 340993

Sweet kitty

 

[Lokkje]

Ok.. you ALL asked for this!!
While I cannot top the vids from up above here; I will try to match them.
If you don’t laugh till you cry…. You’re dead.. you must have no pulse! 🙂
Now before it begins, I have to say I will not be on the form tomorrow till late afternoon because I will be in church in the early morning..REPENTING!!! 😱
My mother told us as kids to never say,do or admit this word out loud but here goes..
Just for a laugh, and to keep Cathy,Maggie and Ray in good spirits.. and anyone else I failed to mention..❤️

I most assuredly do not fart. I have flatulence.

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Speaking of bananas. Joe bought Dilly a new toy filled with cat nipView attachment 340993

Her eyes look dialated??? 😳🤣

 

[Chefdenoel10]

I most assuredly do not fart. I have flatulence.

You puff??? 😆
Me toooo!!! 😂
Eh-hem… I do nothing of the sort! 😤

 

[Blackdog1714]

For todays musical incontinence

 

[Chefdenoel10]

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[MenagerieGrl]

For todays musical incontinence

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[Maggie3fan]

Sound like an interesting job, hope it not contagious. I had a good friend that used to work in a nut house, he would tell me stories about when some of the patients would get out of control. They would contact the Doctor to give them a Thorazine shot, after that all he would hear is the sliding of their feet on the floor. They called it the THORAZINE SUFFLE, they walked around like Zombies.

WTF????????????? I will be watching the mail box for the $300 from you for making me spit Mt Dew all over the keyboard...now my fingers are sticky and the keys won't work!!! Oh wait...I guess I lied cuz I am typing.
I have not heard that phrase for a long time...Thorazine shuffle...I have been so guilty of that myself.
Well @Warren...you just formally inducted yourself into the Nut House...cuz I thought crazy nuts not cashews too. hahaha and personally I am bat sh*t crazy... and I get to step outa line and say [email protected] do you spell that deep laugh? At least I think it's you...the laugh you use for real funny stuff...something like...buwhahaha\
Oh and when I said I'm guilty of that too...I meant our group liked taking Thorazine and partying on it...

 

[Cathie G]

You puff??? 😆
Me toooo!!! 😂
Eh-hem… I do nothing of the sort! 😤

Well... the saying around here is girls don't fart they poo...if I hear anything I ain't tellin 🙊who done it.

 

[Cathie G]

Sweet kitty

Silly Dilly was actually licking the dang banana 🍌🤣 it's been so long since he had some fresh cat nip.🤗

 

[Cathie G]

Her eyes look dialated??? 😳🤣

Yea but Joe did it not me 😁

 

[Blackdog1714]

Now silly news from the South!

South Carolina police foil snake's home invasion attempt​

By Ben Hooper

Police in Pickens, S.C., said they were summoned to a home to foil an attempted home invasion by a black rat snake. Photo courtesy of the Pickens Police Department/Facebook

Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Police in South Carolina responded to an unusual call for help when a resident reported a snake was trying to get inside.
The Pickens Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers "jumped into action" when they "learned that a citizen had a black rat snake attempting to enter their home without permission."
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"We surrounded the home, tactically entered the residence and successfully took one black rat snake into custody without injury to the suspect or officers," the post said.
Police wrote that residents might start to see more snake activity as the weather gets warmer.
"The suspect was given time served and released back into the wild," the department said.

 

[MenagerieGrl]

Now silly news from the South!

South Carolina police foil snake's home invasion attempt​

By Ben Hooper

Police in Pickens, S.C., said they were summoned to a home to foil an attempted home invasion by a black rat snake. Photo courtesy of the Pickens Police Department/Facebook

Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Police in South Carolina responded to an unusual call for help when a resident reported a snake was trying to get inside.
The Pickens Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers "jumped into action" when they "learned that a citizen had a black rat snake attempting to enter their home without permission."
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"We surrounded the home, tactically entered the residence and successfully took one black rat snake into custody without injury to the suspect or officers," the post said.
Police wrote that residents might start to see more snake activity as the weather gets warmer.
"The suspect was given time served and released back into the wild," the department said.

It was only doing the Family a service . . .as it had heard they had Ratatouille the night before.... bada bam!

 

[Blackdog1714]

Good morning Nuts and today in STUPID, I mean really STUPID Criminal News

Police Say FL Man Stole Alligator, Tried to Throw It onto Liquor Store Roof​

July 16, 2021 • by POL Staff •


A Florida man is accused of stealing an alligator from a mini-golf business, beating and stomping it, and attempting to throw it onto the roof of a liquor store.
Daytona Beach Shores police officers arrested William Hodge around 3 a.m. on Thursday, Fox 35 reports.

Hodge said he jumped a fence to an alligator enclosure and stole the gator, according to an arrest report. Officers said when they asked Hodge what he was doing when he was throwing the alligator in the air, he advised he was "teaching it a lesson."
Hodge was charged with animal cruelty, possession and injury of an alligator, unarmed burglary of an unoccupied dwelling, petit theft, and criminal mischief.

WAIT DONT BOLW UP JUST YET-Hope

As of 2021, the only places in the world that still reserve the electric chair as an option for execution are the U.S. states of Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, Kentucky, and Tennessee. Arkansas and Oklahoma laws provide for its use should lethal injection ever be held to be unconstitutional.

 

[Lokkje]

Florida always gives me some hope for Arizona. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/accu...tlesnake-as-weapon_n_55b93609e4b0074ba5a75af7