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The bartender yells,”Get that dog outta here!”
But the Aldabra pleads with him, “Please Sir, let him stay. My dog can talk.”
The bartender then says, “if your dog can talk, I’ll give you both free drinks for life. If he can’t talk, I’m going throw you both through that window.”
“You’re on!” says the Aldabra, and turns to his dog:
‘Tiny, what do you call the top of a building?
The dog replies, “Roof.”
The Aladbra then asks, ‘Tiny, what do you call the top of your mouth?’ The dog replies, “Roof.”
The tortoise finally asks, ‘Tiny, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?’ And the dog replies, “Roof.”
The bartender then picks them both up and throws them through a window. The Chihuahua shakes it off, looks up at his Aldabra owner, and says “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
But the Aldabra pleads with him, “Please Sir, let him stay. My dog can talk.”
The bartender then says, “if your dog can talk, I’ll give you both free drinks for life. If he can’t talk, I’m going throw you both through that window.”
“You’re on!” says the Aldabra, and turns to his dog:
‘Tiny, what do you call the top of a building?
The dog replies, “Roof.”
The Aladbra then asks, ‘Tiny, what do you call the top of your mouth?’ The dog replies, “Roof.”
The tortoise finally asks, ‘Tiny, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?’ And the dog replies, “Roof.”
The bartender then picks them both up and throws them through a window. The Chihuahua shakes it off, looks up at his Aldabra owner, and says “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
