I'm a bit confused as to how smart a tortoise actually is? I have been working with mine to try and teach him things. He has picked up on a few things pretty quick. Such as "Hide". When I say hide and I touch his nose, he will draw up inside his shell. If I say "Stay" he will stay! When I say "Lay" he will pretty much just lay there. He's good at that one! When I look at him and say "Shhhhhh" by golly he will not make a single noise! We are still working of "Fetch" but it's proving difficult. Haha! This was a joke but really just want to know if your Torts show any cool signs of intelligence?? Or is everything they do just survival instinct???