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Maggie Cummings
Guest
So this morning Gertie decided to go off by herself and tour the Winery up the street...
That was really fun but she may have taken too many tastes of the wine as she feels a little dizzy and kind of twittery, but she signed up for a mani/pedi...
Max the trainer and Roxie the hostess stayed with her as they both could tell she was having a little too much fun...
She started to leave after the mani but before the pedi so Max tried to stop her...no! stop, you aren't done yet!!! Max was trying to be polite, but she could tell that Gertie had a little too much vino and should be monitored...
So now Gertie is gone and Max has lost track of her. Max and Roxie discuss it and decided to find Millie and tell her about Gertie having too much to drink and leaving before her pedi. But where is Millie? Actually they don't know but Millie is lost in the woods. She went for a short walk around the grounds and became disoriented and now she is lost in the woods...
OMG! Gertie took her drunk self outside and saw the Bob cart and decided to take herself for a ride! Holy cow! She didn't ask Roxie or Max she just took herself for a ride...oh Lordy, she has her face in the wind!!! Some time passes as she rides around in the Bob cart.
So we have a drunk Gertie riding in the stolen Bob cart, and Millie is lost in the woods somewhere...Max and Roxie are now pretty frantic as they look for the girls...
Oh thank heaven! Here she is in the Dale Earnhardt Memorial Worship Room getting her picture taken in front of some of the Earnhardt collectibles, Max and Roxie are quite relieved!...
But where is Millie? Everyone has scoured the grounds looking for her, but she is not to be found...
Is this a glimpse of her? Look at how scared she looks. She doesn't know where she is or how to get back to the Spa....
In the meantime, Gertie, in her drunken state has met up with a one-eyed mean looking person who has talked her into getting a tattoo to memorialize this vacation...so off she goes to the tattoo parlor with a one-eyed stranger...
Millie is missing and lost in the woods, Gertie is drunk...this episode of Millie and Gertie's Excellent Adventure is to be continued...
That was really fun but she may have taken too many tastes of the wine as she feels a little dizzy and kind of twittery, but she signed up for a mani/pedi...
Max the trainer and Roxie the hostess stayed with her as they both could tell she was having a little too much fun...
She started to leave after the mani but before the pedi so Max tried to stop her...no! stop, you aren't done yet!!! Max was trying to be polite, but she could tell that Gertie had a little too much vino and should be monitored...
So now Gertie is gone and Max has lost track of her. Max and Roxie discuss it and decided to find Millie and tell her about Gertie having too much to drink and leaving before her pedi. But where is Millie? Actually they don't know but Millie is lost in the woods. She went for a short walk around the grounds and became disoriented and now she is lost in the woods...
OMG! Gertie took her drunk self outside and saw the Bob cart and decided to take herself for a ride! Holy cow! She didn't ask Roxie or Max she just took herself for a ride...oh Lordy, she has her face in the wind!!! Some time passes as she rides around in the Bob cart.
So we have a drunk Gertie riding in the stolen Bob cart, and Millie is lost in the woods somewhere...Max and Roxie are now pretty frantic as they look for the girls...
Oh thank heaven! Here she is in the Dale Earnhardt Memorial Worship Room getting her picture taken in front of some of the Earnhardt collectibles, Max and Roxie are quite relieved!...
But where is Millie? Everyone has scoured the grounds looking for her, but she is not to be found...
Is this a glimpse of her? Look at how scared she looks. She doesn't know where she is or how to get back to the Spa....
In the meantime, Gertie, in her drunken state has met up with a one-eyed mean looking person who has talked her into getting a tattoo to memorialize this vacation...so off she goes to the tattoo parlor with a one-eyed stranger...
Millie is missing and lost in the woods, Gertie is drunk...this episode of Millie and Gertie's Excellent Adventure is to be continued...
Now I have to show the boys. Didn't realize that Gertie was such a lush. 
