gmayor sent me a picture of his female russian. The escape artist
I imagine her singing in her head
"Spider tort, Spider tort ....do whatever it takes and don't fall over cause you'll land on your shell until your roasted tortie or until your owner comes and finds out and puts me back in the house...do whatever a spidey can!!!
I imagine her singing in her head
"Spider tort, Spider tort ....do whatever it takes and don't fall over cause you'll land on your shell until your roasted tortie or until your owner comes and finds out and puts me back in the house...do whatever a spidey can!!!