I was on Costco.com tonight and came across this and the first thing that I thought of was "This would look great in Chad's backyard" it looks like it belongs there Chad. I know it's a little pricey, but maybe you could build it instead. Then you could sit with your wife and watch the Sulcata's roaming.
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