THE NUT HOUSE

[Lokkje]

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Hello Jason.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Sung to MLK I had a dream speech...I am HOME! I am HOME! Thank God Almighty I am home at last!!!!!!!!!!!! Having nothing at all to do with my sister, but having everything to do with MFer's running in the hammer lane and holding up faster traffic. For those of you freakin citizens who run that lane...read your f'ing vehicle Code book...the hammer lane is for passing only!!!!!!!!! And I pass everybody and every thing. I am a very impatient and obnoxious driver. I don't think I would be that way in a VW or Prius. I was NOT that way in a big truck. And this is no excuse, but that Camaro is so quick and handles so good and it's so damn much fun doing it, I can't seem to stop. I really am afraid one day I'm going to be doing that crap, and I'm gonna run into someone like me, (wow) and we'll both be killed. Maybe I need counseling, no, no maybe

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Hello Jason.

Hello Kris! How is ur scorpion outbreak going?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Sung to MLK I had a dream speech...I am HOME! I am HOME! Thank God Almighty I am home at last!!!!!!!!!!!! Having nothing at all to do with my sister, but having everything to do with MFer's running in the hammer lane and holding up faster traffic. For those of you freakin citizens who run that lane...read your f'ing vehicle Code book...the hammer lane is for passing only!!!!!!!!! And I pass everybody and every thing. I am a very impatient and obnoxious driver. I don't think I would be that way in a VW or Prius. I was NOT that way in a big truck. And this is no excuse, but that Camaro is so quick and handles so good and it's so damn much fun doing it, I can't seem to stop. I really am afraid one day I'm going to be doing that crap, and I'm gonna run into someone like me, (wow) and we'll both be killed. Maybe I need counseling, no, no maybeView attachment 307956

Wouldnt expect anything less haha

 

[Lokkje]

Sung to MLK I had a dream speech...I am HOME! I am HOME! Thank God Almighty I am home at last!!!!!!!!!!!! Having nothing at all to do with my sister, but having everything to do with MFer's running in the hammer lane and holding up faster traffic. For those of you freakin citizens who run that lane...read your f'ing vehicle Code book...the hammer lane is for passing only!!!!!!!!! And I pass everybody and every thing. I am a very impatient and obnoxious driver. I don't think I would be that way in a VW or Prius. I was NOT that way in a big truck. And this is no excuse, but that Camaro is so quick and handles so good and it's so damn much fun doing it, I can't seem to stop. I really am afraid one day I'm going to be doing that crap, and I'm gonna run into someone like me, (wow) and we'll both be killed. Maybe I need counseling, no, no maybeView attachment 307956

There is nothing more obnoxious than a person in a Prius blocking the fast lane, blocking the passing lane, driving below the speed limit and being holier than thou. I speed in my pick up truck but I didn’t speed more in my whole life than when I was driving my brothers viper. There’s something about a car that hugs the road that just makes you want to go. I love going through winding canyons at 90 miles an hour in the pick up truck and I can get it onto two wheels sometimes and I figure my death will be losing control of the pick up truck in the canyon but I never do that when there’s a lot of traffic because I don’t want to take somebody out with me. More likely I’m gonna die of Covid from patients who take their masks off while they’re coughing and saying that it’s constricting to them while I’m examining them expecting me to protect them but not bothering to protect me. I’m old and fat and I need protection. At least I need protection from Covid.

 

[Maggie3fan]

There is nothing more obnoxious than a person in a Prius blocking the fast lane, blocking the passing lane, driving below the speed limit and being holier than thou. I speed in my pick up truck but I didn’t speed more in my whole life than when I was driving my brothers viper. There’s something about a car that hugs the road that just makes you want to go. I love going through winding canyons at 90 miles an hour in the pick up truck and I can get it onto two wheels sometimes and I figure my death will be losing control of the pick up truck in the canyon but I never do that when there’s a lot of traffic because I don’t want to take somebody out with me. More likely I’m gonna die of Covid from patients who take their masks off while they’re coughing and saying that it’s constricting to them while I’m examining them expecting me to protect them but not bothering to protect me. I’m old and fat and I need protection. At least I need protection from Covid.

Wow!!! You ARE me! Except I don't look at nekkid people and I'm skinny. But change those 2 things, and you and I are ME! Or you and I are you!!!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

There is nothing more obnoxious than a person in a Prius blocking the fast lane, blocking the passing lane, driving below the speed limit and being holier than thou. I speed in my pick up truck but I didn’t speed more in my whole life than when I was driving my brothers viper. There’s something about a car that hugs the road that just makes you want to go. I love going through winding canyons at 90 miles an hour in the pick up truck and I can get it onto two wheels sometimes and I figure my death will be losing control of the pick up truck in the canyon but I never do that when there’s a lot of traffic because I don’t want to take somebody out with me. More likely I’m gonna die of Covid from patients who take their masks off while they’re coughing and saying that it’s constricting to them while I’m examining them expecting me to protect them but not bothering to protect me. I’m old and fat and I need protection. At least I need protection from Covid.

Stop squeezing their nuts and telling them to cough ?

 

[Maggie3fan]

POSTED....................SLOWER TRAFFIC DRIVE TO THE RIGHT. Everybody who has ever driven has seen that blanking sign. Why oh why do they not realize that's them...oh god,

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

POSTED....................SLOWER TRAFFIC DRIVE TO THE RIGHT. Everybody who has ever driven has seen that blanking sign. Why oh why do they not realize that's them...oh god,

I agree! Very annoying. Brings out my inner road rage

 

[Blackdog1714]

Sung to MLK I had a dream speech...I am HOME! I am HOME! Thank God Almighty I am home at last!!!!!!!!!!!! Having nothing at all to do with my sister, but having everything to do with MFer's running in the hammer lane and holding up faster traffic. For those of you freakin citizens who run that lane...read your f'ing vehicle Code book...the hammer lane is for passing only!!!!!!!!! And I pass everybody and every thing. I am a very impatient and obnoxious driver. I don't think I would be that way in a VW or Prius. I was NOT that way in a big truck. And this is no excuse, but that Camaro is so quick and handles so good and it's so damn much fun doing it, I can't seem to stop. I really am afraid one day I'm going to be doing that crap, and I'm gonna run into someone like me, (wow) and we'll both be killed. Maybe I need counseling, no, no maybeView attachment 307956

You are so mistaken about Prius drivers! Pretentious and think they are driving an MRAP!

 

[Chefdenoel10]

There is nothing more obnoxious than a person in a Prius blocking the fast lane, blocking the passing lane, driving below the speed limit and being holier than thou. I speed in my pick up truck but I didn’t speed more in my whole life than when I was driving my brothers viper. There’s something about a car that hugs the road that just makes you want to go. I love going through winding canyons at 90 miles an hour in the pick up truck and I can get it onto two wheels sometimes and I figure my death will be losing control of the pick up truck in the canyon but I never do that when there’s a lot of traffic because I don’t want to take somebody out with me. More likely I’m gonna die of Covid from patients who take their masks off while they’re coughing and saying that it’s constricting to them while I’m examining them expecting me to protect them but not bothering to protect me. I’m old and fat and I need protection. At least I need protection from Covid.

no chance to start a conversation with you.

Tell me where you are and I will come slap all of those patients you have !!!
Right across their mouths too!
Then I’ll say... it probably wouldn’t
have hurt as much .... if you were wearing a MASK!
STOP CHANCING MY FRIENDS LIFE!!!!!
SHE IS DEAR TO ME !! !!!!!!
AND then a couple of ????

Then I will call Maggie to come pick me up and get me the heck outta there FAAAST!!!
I ain’t gettin no Covid!
And I ain’t birthin’ no babies!!! ?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Do not mess w Kris while chefdenoel is around ✔

 

[Chefdenoel10]

You are so mistaken about Prius drivers! Pretentious and think they are driving an MRAP!

(I had to look up MRAP....)
Hahhahhhahha!!!!! That’s really funny!!!!
(Now that I get it).
You are right.
By me they call it “The fast lane” for a reason.
I once passed a guy in the fast lane...
(I was in the middle one)
AND HE WAS READING A BOOOOK!!!!
I almost ? some ?????!!!!
(Just sayin’)

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Do not mess w Kris while chefdenoel is around ✔

aawww.... I would do the same for you Jason.!!
After you made me laugh so hard in that posting where everyone was having an argument. And you had John eating out of a popcorn box. I’m still trying to fix my stitches. ????

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

So let me get this right.. u sh*t grapes, cheese, bacon, potato and fortune cookie??? Thats a hell of a lunch

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

So had u in stitches .. no pun

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

aawww.... I would do the same for you Jason.!!
After you made me laugh so hard in that posting where everyone was having an argument. And you had John eating out of a popcorn box. I’m still trying to fix my stitches. ????

Smack me all u want.. just dont sh*t on me with that lunch combination

 

[Maggie3fan]

Wouldnt expect anything less haha

Omg, almost every time I ran errands or coming and going some low rider would have an orgasm over my car. All their cars are new style Chrysler and Chargers type. Well, I will admit I liked talking about cars...

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Omg, almost every time I ran errands or coming and going some low rider would have an orgasm over my car. All their cars are new style Chrysler and Chargers type. Well, I will admit I liked talking about cars...

No racing? Lol

 

[Maggie3fan]

And I ain’t birthin’ no babies!!! ?
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At least I'd get you outa there in a cool car and not a burning buggy