Bad jokes

[Chubbs the tegu]

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "smoking" or "non-smoking"

Apparently, the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial"

You win hahaha

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

You win hahaha

For now! Dont get to confident

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Whats the difference between my Dad and cancer?
My dad didnt beat cancer

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Maybe to soon

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

My grandad died on my B-day it really messed me up… dont get me wrong i still have birthdays! Im just more careful with what i wish for. ( yeah i stole that from Anthony Jeselnik)

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Actually my grand father died on my 17th birthday, so we celebrate my birthday together every year!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Actually my grand father died on my 17th birthday, so we celebrate my birthday together every year!

Actually my grand father died on my 17th birthday, so we celebrate my birthday together every year!

Damn! 79 years ago???

 

[Cathie G]

When I took my puppy to the flea circus he stole the show.

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Damn! 79 years ago???

Bite it

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Bite it

Nibble?

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Nibble?

You're impossible

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

You're impossible

Hugs!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Hugs!

Oops the hands should be a lil wider

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

You're impossible

Just playing girl. How u been? Hows archie?

 

[ryan57]

What did one of our installers that drove a man lift into a wall last Friday get on his IQ test?

Drool.

 

[ryan57]

How can you tell when a stage is level? When the drool is running out of both sides of your drummers mouth. LOL!!!!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What do u call a man with no ears?
Anything u want

 

[Cathie G]

Joe and he won't listen to a dang thing I tell him

 

[Jan A]

Joe and he won't listen to a dang thing I tell him

What man does?

 

[Cathie G]

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men? When it's time to go back to childhood he's got less far to go.