THE NUT HOUSE

[Chubbs the tegu]

Both of ya get get those skirts and coconuts ready and ill help look

Ill prob be looking at the wrong shells

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

What if the girls donʻt fit in the coconut shells? Those things are "one size fits some."

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

“I didnt mean to grab!” I thought it was the tort!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What if the girls donʻt fit in the coconut shells? Those things are "one size fits some."

Just take them off.. safety first

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

SMH

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

And dont give me the headache excuse ?

 

[EllieMay]

What if the girls donʻt fit in the coconut shells? Those things are "one size fits some."

Maybe you could cut the topside and do a “bandeau” kinda thing... more lump for the bump.. ounce for the bounce !!! ?

 

[EllieMay]

And dont give me the headache excuse ?

there’s your sign!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

there’s your sign!

Hell of a sight! 2 girls running around drunk asf with hula skirts and half shells and one w a trash can lid ! Hits record... nobodys gonna believe this story

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Its a f’ed version of a nat geo channel show

 

[Jan A]

Next new drama: I lost Snoopy. Iʻve heard it one hundred times, and 100 stories too - donʻt take your eyes off a Russian Tortoise - except mine of course. My good guy is the exception, said, everyone. After his soak in the front yard - it was so nice and sunny, Snoopy walked over to the bush that he always cruises under after his soak. Half an hour later he was gone. We looked everywhere in the neighborhood, under the house, tore up most of the bushes in our yard. We put some hibiscus and radicchio out in the yard but no luck. This was on Monday. I made some flyers, put them up around the neighborhood, filed a report with the humane society, and posted information on the Hawaii Tortoise Club. My son is devastated. I will never roll my eyes at people whose tortoiseʻs walked away when they were not looking. Yes, probably karma since I rolled my eyes all the time. I hope that since itʻs mating (breeding) season he hasnʻt gone too far away. ??

Do not give up. As we all know, some don't go too far away from where they got themselves lost. My fingers are crossed & I'm sending you big positive vibes. Stick smelly things he likes out on your porches. No wonder you have a migraine!!

 

[Jan A]

Just take them off.. safety first

I'm not showing my ta tas to anyone....at least not for free. You can keep your damn shells.

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Do not give up. As we all know, some don't go too far away from where they got themselves lost. My fingers are crossed & I'm sending you big positive vibes. Stick smelly things he likes out on your porches. No wonder you have a migraine!!

Thanks Jan, there have been lots of happy ending stories as well. Days, weeks, even months later. My son is worried about Snoopy finding water. Snoopy is WC, he can probably figure it out even if itʻs not his country of origin,( thatʻs what Iʻm telling my son anyway.)

I canʻt stick Chubbs on my porch. ?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Im trying to send my prank vid but he sent from fb and i dont do fb so ill figure out how to save it

 

[Jan A]

Im trying to send my prank vid but he sent from fb and i dont do fb so ill figure out how to save it

I hear you can catch awful stuff on FB. Put your gloves on, Chubbs.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Lmao prank king champiooon lmao

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Damnit! Did the vid go thru?

 

[Jan A]

Damnit! Did the vid go thru?

Yep. It's running!! You bad boy!!

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Chipmunks are cute .. squirrels are like the ugly friend haha

Chipmunks suck! (Please excuse my French)
I have one that shimmies into my drain spout every night and I can smell him in the morning. ?
Stupid rats.
I like squirts better!
They are nice.
Chipmunks think they own everything..