My mom dragged me out of my nice warm dirt to give me a bath so i peed on her! My bath woke me up and I had a nice big poop!!! I tried running laps around my tub but the plastic was a little slippery. While I was in the tub, mommy dug out the dirt where I sleep under my basking light because she said it was smelling "funky" (what's wrong with peeing and pooping in your bed????). Then she put in a bunch of nice fresh organic potting soil for me to sleep and poop in! Breakfast was a pile of greens bigger than me, and there were new things in it: shredded carrot and and a slice of peeled cactus! IT'S A GOOD DAY!!!
