I consider this one in bad taste but laughed none the less.
Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week.
I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a lifejacket.
But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"
The collective noun for bison is herd, unless theyre on tiptoes - then theyre unherd.
I love November; when the US Postal Service starts delivering all my Christmas cards. From last year...
My best friend at school had 14 fingers and 18 toes.
He wasn't good at most subjects but when I struggled in math I could always count on him!
Ya know, "The Force" is weird, how can a Jedi detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister?!!!
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….â€
Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week.
I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a lifejacket.
But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"
The collective noun for bison is herd, unless theyre on tiptoes - then theyre unherd.
I love November; when the US Postal Service starts delivering all my Christmas cards. From last year...
My best friend at school had 14 fingers and 18 toes.
He wasn't good at most subjects but when I struggled in math I could always count on him!
Ya know, "The Force" is weird, how can a Jedi detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister?!!!
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….â€
