Ptolemy is a naughty, naughty boy! (mildly risque post alert)

[Terry Allan Hall]

When my wife picked him up to look at his belly, he "presented the crown jewels for her inspection"...my wife, eyes VERY wide, asks me "Is that what I thnk it is?"

I assured her that it certain is...and that's why he walks so proudly!

She then says, "I'm beginning to understand a lot about both of you" and rolled her eyes.

 

[Fernando]

Lol!!

 

[Torty Mom]

Bhhaaaaa Hahhhhhaaaa hahhahahahaha. Darn those male torties!!!

 

[Miss_Kat]

hahahahaha rad

 

[terryo]

Thank God Pio is a girl. I just couldn't cope with another male anything in the house.

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

And...tonight, my wife showed Ptolemy to her friend Mary-Ellen, a very religeous (and mostly humorless) woman...and Ptolemy plopped it out again!

Whatever am I gonna do with him?

 

[l0velesly]

What a naughty tort! He must be showing it off for the ladies!

 

[dmarcus]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

What a naughty tort! He must be showing it off for the ladies!

The lady-torts were outside...maybe he was just practising.

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...

 

[coreyc]

And...tonight, my wife showed Ptolemy to her friend Mary-Ellen, a very religeous (and mostly humorless) woman...and Ptolemy plopped it out again!

Whatever am I gonna do with him?

You need to get him a girly girl

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

And...tonight, my wife showed Ptolemy to her friend Mary-Ellen, a very religeous (and mostly humorless) woman...and Ptolemy plopped it out again!

Whatever am I gonna do with him?

You need to get him a girly girl

He's got a harem of three...maybe he just gets turned on by females with hair in a bun, skirts down to the ground and no make-up...

I REALLY need to have The Talk with him!

 

[dmmj]

It is a good thing human males (most) don't do that
In my experience more females (human) get flashed than males.

 

[dmarcus]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...
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My wife won't even look at Vegas if she see's him standing really tall. She loses her appetite.

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...

My wife won't even look at Vegas if she see's him standing really tall. She loses her appetite.
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Is she friends w/ Mary-Ellen?

 

[dmarcus]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...

My wife won't even look at Vegas if she see's him standing really tall. She loses her appetite.

Is she friends w/ Mary-Ellen?
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Lol, I told my wife he needs a women but she won't let me get another one until we get a bigger house and yard...

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...

My wife won't even look at Vegas if she see's him standing really tall. She loses her appetite.

Is she friends w/ Mary-Ellen?

Lol, I told my wife he needs a women but she won't let me get another one until we get a bigger house and yard...
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Yeah, sulcatas do require a bit of space...maybe you could hook him up with a tortoise dating site...

 

[dmarcus]

Very funny, he is a serial flasher...

Could be...guess it's time I that had The Talk with him...

Don't think Mary-Ellen will be back anytime soon...she seems convinced that I've trained Ptolemy to act in a "lascivious manner" (her words)...

My wife won't even look at Vegas if she see's him standing really tall. She loses her appetite.

Is she friends w/ Mary-Ellen?

Lol, I told my wife he needs a women but she won't let me get another one until we get a bigger house and yard...

Yeah, sulcatas do require a bit of space...maybe you could hook him up with a tortoise dating site...
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Tortoise dating site, lol that made me laugh thanks..

 

[Stephanie Logan]

Oh, my. I think I've pulled a muscle from laughing.

Ever since I saw Maggie's photos of Bob flashing, I've had nightmares...

 

[Terry Allan Hall]

Tortoise dating site, lol that made me laugh thanks..

 

[dmarcus]

Terry, that is freaking hilarious.....