COLD DARK ROOM

[Gillian M]

I'm sure Oli Kahn wouldn't risk catching this terrible contagious disease.
But he can come if he makes good coffee.

You never know: Oli Kahn may want to come over as it's nice and warm in Morocco. As for making coffee, well yes, he can make it. And he makes really good coffee. I fo ne have tasted it. It's simply....yummy.

 

[Gillian M]

I keep sneezing on her but she doesn't seem to have gone down with it.
Yet.

Poor Tidgy!

 

[Gillian M]

Aw heck. I was hoping this no beer thing was going to be a life change for you.

(Great costume, by the way)

Hi Yvonne how are you? Hope you're well.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You never know: Oli Kahn may want to come over as it's nice and warm in Morocco. As for making coffee, well yes, he can make it. And he makes really good coffee. I fo ne have tasted it. It's simply....yummy.

In that case, send him over asap. I hope he's quicker than my camel.

 

[Gillian M]

In that case, send him over asap. I hope he's quicker than my camel.

I informed him and he's on his way to Morocco. Please be at the airport as he does not speak a word of Arabic and will need your help as well as Wifey's, here.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I informed him and he's on his way to Morocco. Please be at the airport as he does not speak a word of Arabic and will need your help as well as Wifey's, here.

Thank you.
Which airport and when?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

A nice English proverb to memorize for all of you lovely non-English people here :
He who hesitates is toast.

 

[JoesMum]

A nice English proverb to memorize for all of you lovely non-English people here :
He who hesitates is toast.

He who toasts gets sunburn

 

[Gillian M]

Thank you.
Which airport and when?

Most welcome, Adam.

At Fes Airport. The plane will be landing at 3am tomorrow.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Most welcome, Adam.
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At Fes Airport. The plane will be landing at 3am tomorrow.

3 am?
No chance.
He'll have to walk.
And it's about 50 km.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[Bee62]

I keep sneezing on her but she doesn't seem to have gone down with it.
Yet.

Mens flu is not a torts flu. Luckily ! And Tidgy is a "she". She will get no flu, rather laying eggs.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Mens flu is not a torts flu. Luckily ! And Tidgy is a "she". She will get no flu, rather laying eggs.

She better not lay any eggs!
I wouldn't know what to do.
I'd never forgive her!

 

[Bee62]

She better not lay any eggs!
I wouldn't know what to do.
I'd never forgive her!

Don`t know what to do ?
Breed ? Not Tidgy. You !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Don`t know what to do ?
Breed ? Not Tidgy. You !

I mean
And even

 

[Bee62]

I mean
And even

Pardon ? What do you mean ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Pardon ? What do you mean ?

I don't want to breed!

 

[Bee62]

I don't want to breed!

What a pity ! Little Adam hatchlings should be cute !
Talking about non-breeding ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What a pity ! Little Adam hatchlings should be cute !
Talking about non-breeding ?

Never! Never! Never!
Yeuch to babies.
Bleuch to kids!

 

[Bee62]

Never! Never! Never!
Yeuch to babies.
Bleuch to kids!

Hooooohooooo, calm down Fury. No babies, no kids. I am on your side.
Watching a film called "A man named Ove". It is really a great movie.
I can recommend it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Ove