COLD DARK ROOM

[Yvonne G]

Calling it?

yes!

 

[Lokkje]

She tends not to worry about anything except thunderstorms.

Why unearth would she worry about thunderstorms? I’m seeing a theme here. You don’t like rain, TIdgy doesn’t like thunderstorms, what about wifey?

 

[Lokkje]

yes!

Silly goose. Sporky is very disappointed.

 

[JoesMum]

mmmm. Very interesting. I would love to see some pictures of any Beavers and their house if at all possible. I remember the ones in Narnia and I was quite impressed with their little houses.

Sorry for my absence. We went for a VERY long circular walk yesterday starting along the coast path


and then heading inland to a cute village called Otterton. It’s little river is the River Otter.




We did didn’t see any beavers, but we did see Kingfishers,


Dippers (the UK’s only aquatic song bird which catches creatures in the bottom of rivers and streams to eat)


we found trees that had been chewed by the beavers! We were all very excited!


I have always wanted to go to Canada to see Beavers... this was the first picture of a Beaver Lodge I found online

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

So maro2bear’s mission is to name as many plants and flowers as possible. Calling. I’ve got to retain my spork.

- 10.
No Wooden Spork for you this month as :
a) You're scoring well with your Mission.
b) I won't give you the Wooden Spork for deliberate minuses.
c) I won't give it to you out of spite.
d) Carol M is pretty much in a safe Wooden Spork position.
Or is she?

 

[Lokkje]

Yes, i have several fossils from Chesapeake bay myself, many gifted to me by one of my best friends who sadly suffocated in a landslide back in April. I generally collect and study much older things, and my friend Doren sent me some of those as well.
I miss him very much, and what with the loss of my close friend Sabine, it's been a sh=t of a year so far, even without Covid

That is horribly tragic and I am very sorry but they were lucky to have a friend like you and I am glad you had friends like them.

 

[Lokkje]

- 10.
No Wooden Spork for you this month as :
a) You're scoring well with your Mission.
b) I won't give you the Wooden Spork for deliberate minuses.
c) I won't give it to you out of spite.
d) Carol M is pretty much in a safe Wooden Spork position.
Or is she?

?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They are doomed because the mighty Sporky that you spawned is going to take them out in the fires of the cold dark room which is hidden from the master. And by the way, I hope you have a delightful and lovely birthday. I still think it should be birthday month and that you messed up on that one. I always have a birthday month. As a matter fact every day is my birthday. Why not?

Because it's silly.

 

[Lokkje]

Sorry for my absence. We went for a VERY long circular walk yesterday starting along the coast path
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and then heading inland to a cute village called Otterton. It’s little river is the River Otter.
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We did didn’t see any beavers, but we did see Kingfishers,
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Dippers (the UK’s only aquatic song bird which catches creatures in the bottom of rivers and streams to eat)
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we found trees that had been chewed by the beavers! We were all very excited!
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I have always wanted to go to Canada to see Beavers... this was the first picture of a Beaver Lodge I found online
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Mission: talk about beavers. Call it. OMG there pics are stunning! The mission should be to make us jealous.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Thank you. I know you meant to write -100. Update your records. You have those nice new columns and nice new spreadsheet so make sure you get it correctly in my column as by my count I am now at -5,782,648.

Please justify your count.
I have you at +15.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam was tossed out of the garden of Eden if you recall.

And left to wander the entire rest of the world in search of fossils.
Probably.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You'd think if they wanted people to eat all those fancy cheeses, they'd make them more accessible. Put them in a can, or conveniently sliced and wrapped individually.

Hmmmm.
Here we go.

 

[Lokkje]

- 10.
No Wooden Spork for you this month as :
a) You're scoring well with your Mission.
b) I won't give you the Wooden Spork for deliberate minuses.
c) I won't give it to you out of spite.
d) Carol M is pretty much in a safe Wooden Spork position.
Or is she?

What on earth would be spiteful about allowing me to retain my beautiful wooden Spork? It’s spiteful to banned me from being Sporky. I am now whimpering in a corner licking my wounds and plotting revenge.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Where do you and everybody else find all these clever and fun things to put as a posting? I get stuck trying to dictate into a phone that hates me and I can’t put anything fun at all.

I steal them from a Piranha.
Seriously.

 

[Lokkje]

Please justify your count.
I have you at +15.

The justification is I am the great and mighty Sporky and I do Sporky math which comes out to that count and since I am of course your creation the count is accurate as you are quite precise except when you make mistakes like how many agents you have. I’m more than happy to help you with those things by the way.

 

[JoesMum]

It’s a castrated bull as well. Hmm

No that’s a Bullock

B*llocks are testicles ... and a curse word in the UK used to express disbelief

 

[EllieMay]

I'm back playing games.
The Chubbs Roommate is back.
My birthdays are approaching.
You're all Doomed.

“Life is a highway... I want to drive it all night long” ????

 

[Lokkje]

I steal them from a Piranha.
Seriously.

The phrase “I steal them from a Piranha” adjoined with “seriously” cannot be taken seriously. I must research this.

 

[Lokkje]

No that’s a Bullock

B*llocks are testicles ... and a curse word in the UK used to express disbelief

Bullocks

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You mean all I have to do is misspell stuff and I get points? This is awesome! I misspell everything and what I don’t misspell the phone messes up anyway. I think you need to backtrack and look at all my posts because I should be at negative billions at this point. I have definitely, honestly, which is rather surprising, retained my Sporky for the month and we have barely begun the month. You’ve made my day and now I have to go get some breakfast.

Dream on.