Oh. Sorry you missed out on the introWelcome from Colorado Springs! These lunatics didn’t give me a welcome when I joined, so consider yourself lucky ?. I’m Golden Greek Tortoise 567, Golden or Greek for short I don’t mind. Only one person knows my real name but she’s sworn to secrecy.
Prepare to be shown horrors, wonders (not sure about that part), and craziness. Never accept a cup of tea here, prices are through the roof. Be careful where you move, you never know when you could step on a loose floorboard and fall through the abyss. And most importantly be wary of the dark lord.
You’ll never understand what’s going on here, and will probably never catch up with the posts if you miss even a day. You might need a blanket because it’s so cold here, but you will never find one because it’s too dark. One last note, never let your guard down, not even for a second. ?
The wool spider (if she exists) has knitted many things to keep us warm. They’re in corner 7.
The woolly socks are particularly numerous because she doesn’t get that we each have considerably fewer legs than she does.

