jeff kushner
Well-Known Member
Laying in bed last night, my right quad was knotted and hurting. then I remember how it got hurt at Kerry's. We decide to use the Dump cart we got a few weeks ago to haul the canoe around the back yard so we get it out of the shed...then she says those fatal words, "get in, trust me"...NEVER trust them!
So, the "27y/o jeff" jumps in the back of the cart, facing backwards......while Kerry pulls me.
She's pulling me at an artificially fast walk while I'm telling her "Don't hit any levers, I don't want you to inadvertently dump me". THAT MOMENT she's going around a dingy her son is working on, catches the front tire against the cinderblock the dingy is setting on and WHAM, I'm upside-down, with the cart halfway on top of me, Kerry frozen in time above me with a grave, concerned look in her eyes.
I just began laughing my butt off even before the body relayed that it was mostly okay......mostly.
So, the "27y/o jeff" jumps in the back of the cart, facing backwards......while Kerry pulls me.
She's pulling me at an artificially fast walk while I'm telling her "Don't hit any levers, I don't want you to inadvertently dump me". THAT MOMENT she's going around a dingy her son is working on, catches the front tire against the cinderblock the dingy is setting on and WHAM, I'm upside-down, with the cart halfway on top of me, Kerry frozen in time above me with a grave, concerned look in her eyes.
I just began laughing my butt off even before the body relayed that it was mostly okay......mostly.