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Hmm…so many cheap jokes, so little time. Unfortunately, my silly phone won’t allow me to use the words I want to use, but it’s like an endocrinologist’s dream. Testicular humor. 🤩 People think we’re boring, but you should come to one of our national meetings sometime. Speaking of which, I was just in Seattle for the American Association of clinical endocrinologists meeting and enjoyed my time there. I thought it was going to explode from eating oysters since I’m extremely fond of them I like to sit near water, sucking down Oysters with Tabasco sauce on. Here I can’t even get him home without worrying about spoilage cause it’s too hot. It rained a couple of the days but it was lovely. Anyway, I hope everybody is doing great. I worked all night and admitted 42 people to the hospital which is the most I’ve ever done in 12 hours and is too many to do Safeway and so therefore here it is at 12:46 Phoenix time so I don’t know which time zone. Everybody else is in right now and I’m still writing admission notes. I have to be back here by six and I have to go home to feed my dogs and I live an hour away so I pretty much figured I’m not sleeping today. Have a great day everybody.
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This is how we measure them. And I am not joking, I have two sets of them…
 
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Lokkje said:
Hmm…so many cheap jokes, so little time. Unfortunately, my silly phone won’t allow me to use the words I want to use, but it’s like an endocrinologist’s dream. Testicular humor. 🤩 People think we’re boring, but you should come to one of our national meetings sometime. Speaking of which, I was just in Seattle for the American Association of clinical endocrinologists meeting and enjoyed my time there. I thought it was going to explode from eating oysters since I’m extremely fond of them I like to sit near water, sucking down Oysters with Tabasco sauce on. Here I can’t even get him home without worrying about spoilage cause it’s too hot. It rained a couple of the days but it was lovely. Anyway, I hope everybody is doing great. I worked all night and admitted 42 people to the hospital which is the most I’ve ever done in 12 hours and is too many to do Safeway and so therefore here it is at 12:46 Phoenix time so I don’t know which time zone. Everybody else is in right now and I’m still writing admission notes. I have to be back here by six and I have to go home to feed my dogs and I live an hour away so I pretty much figured I’m not sleeping today. Have a great day everybody.
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This is how we measure them. And I am not joking, I have two sets of them…
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Lokkje said:
Hmm…so many cheap jokes, so little time. Unfortunately, my silly phone won’t allow me to use the words I want to use, but it’s like an endocrinologist’s dream. Testicular humor. 🤩 People think we’re boring, but you should come to one of our national meetings sometime. Speaking of which, I was just in Seattle for the American Association of clinical endocrinologists meeting and enjoyed my time there. I thought it was going to explode from eating oysters since I’m extremely fond of them I like to sit near water, sucking down Oysters with Tabasco sauce on. Here I can’t even get him home without worrying about spoilage cause it’s too hot. It rained a couple of the days but it was lovely. Anyway, I hope everybody is doing great. I worked all night and admitted 42 people to the hospital which is the most I’ve ever done in 12 hours and is too many to do Safeway and so therefore here it is at 12:46 Phoenix time so I don’t know which time zone. Everybody else is in right now and I’m still writing admission notes. I have to be back here by six and I have to go home to feed my dogs and I live an hour away so I pretty much figured I’m not sleeping today. Have a great day everybody.
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I understood like 3 words of that novel but i still love you 😂😂
 
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🦪 🦪 🦪 🦪 🦪 🦪 deeelish!!!! Half dozen oysters on the half shell. Solis was flying to the ocean just to get some right now. There is absolutely nothing interesting to understand her than the fact that I have the vocabulary of a turnip and my phone thinks that I talk like a mush mouth and it prints stupid things like Safeway. The lovely bracelet is a measurement of testicular volume. You hold the various, wouldn’t nuts up to the real thing squeeze the mushy one and see if they’re equivalent. Did just gotta make sure you don’t squeeze too hard because for some reason the guy gets a little upset.
 
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