A young Pancake Tortoise is passing by a bar ….

Nsav

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when he sees an old female Cherryhead Tortoise fishing with a stick and a string in a small puddle by the sidewalk.

The Pancake thinks to himself, “she must be a poor old fool,” and out of the kindness of his heart, he invites her into the bar for a drink.

After he’s paid for the round and the two are sitting quietly at the bar, he asks her, “so how many have you caught today?”

The Cherryhead grins, takes a big sip of her drink, and replies, “you’re the seventh.”
 
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