COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Hmmmm.

I meant to amend this post - it was actually in Australia (not USA as posted) and they are bull sharks.
Have a look at Chris Packham's Nature's Weirdest Events

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good mornooning, roommates! (It's noon here.) I also intend to engage in no unnecessary activities today (done 'em yesterday). I do need to write a cover letter to apply for a job though... Haven't done that in ages. Any tips?

Yeah, if you still need 'em.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yes save it for later in the letter!!
I'm sure they'll be impressed.

The other one that always impressed me was when young ladies would send a nice sexy picture paperclipped to the covering letter.
Straight in the bin!
In Morocco, I help people with CV's and the like.
I have honestly seen several CVs here with hobbies and interests listed including,"Sleeping,"

 

[Lyn W]

I have honestly seen several CVs here with hobbies and interests listed including,"Sleeping,"

OK if they are applying for a job as a bed tester!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hey all I haven't checked in lately been super busy. I hope everyone is doing well and having a great week!

Welcome back @Tidgy's Dad

Thank you, Todd.
Good to meet you!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Still no sign of PO - and she's off duty at 6pm.
Only 5 mins to go (make that 3 now)
I wouldn't mind but I've been waiting since 2 pm
Think my area must have been hit by a crime wave this afternoon - or at least something more important than destructive neighbours!
Should imagine I'm pretty low down the priority list.

Pretty bloody rude, I would say.
(the police, not you).

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

High seas?
I didn't know you were a sailor!!
is that where you met the Pirate?

Yes, I met him over a high tea in Portishead.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hope everyone has read about the ordeal poor meerkats are going through: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-45054964 Maybe we should start taking in some rescues to keep them out of the heat?
[emoji48][emoji56]

HAH !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I guess I need to go back and read.
I'm so behind that it's about hopeless to catch up. So I haven't been trying.

Don't.
That way lieth madness.
Gibber! Gibber! Drool!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yes. I would be more than willing to pay for a friend

Flights?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No lobsters. Just enormous langoustines

Oh, well, that's okay then.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Apparently no one likes dealing with “donkeys”

I do!

 

[Lyn W]

I must bid you all a goodnight now.
Hope you all have a good start to the week, and for those who have to work - don't work too hard!
Nos Da!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Baseball then?

We call it rounders.
A good enough game.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It was a no show by the PO, and no message either to postpone - so a waste of a day.

Perhaps she has gone undercover and is hiding in the shrubbery?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

But diamonds are a girls best friend [emoji6]

You're welcome to'em!
Don't do anything for me.
But then I'm not a girl.
wifey has a few though.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wifey has lost the use of her left hand because it is weighed down by an enormous granite engagement ring

Several diamonds and citrines.
First ring she saw at our local jeweller's.
"Take your time", says I. "There's plenty more in the shop and lots of other shops, or we could get one made."
Two weeks and several kilometres later, she still bought that first one.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wifey has lost the use of her left hand because it is weighed down by an enormous granite engagement ring

Here in Morocco, they don't go for subtlety.
Engagement rings and wedding rings have the most enormous and brightly coloured stones on them, often a centimetre or more across and tall. .
But usually just glass or paste!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Maybe we could separate the leg from Adam, that would free up the panda and he could still hang on to the leg.....everyone's happy!
(Perhaps with the exception of Adam)

Nope, I'm happy to sacrifice a limb or two to keep people happy.
I expect they regrow.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Exciting news! (Ok, probably just exciting to me) hubby says he should have lights back in my art room within a day or two! Yay! I might get to work on that sculpture again soon!

Let's hope so!
Good news.