COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Only if I push on it.

Poop you no wonder you are eating cornettos. I bet it's difficult to eat and bite on isn't it?

 

[spud's_mum]

Then pull.

... I've tried, believe me!

 

[Lyn W]

Poop you no wonder you are eating cornettos. I bet it's difficult to eat and bite on isn't it?

That should be poor you- not poop!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

... I've tried, believe me!

I do.
I have.

 

[Lyn W]

Why do tooth fairies live in houses then ?

I don't think they do. I think just visit when they find out someone's lost a gnasher!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Poop you no wonder you are eating cornettos. I bet it's difficult to eat and bite on isn't it?

?

 

[spud's_mum]

Poop you no wonder you are eating cornettos. I bet it's difficult to eat and bite on isn't it?

No, it isn't very difficult to eat.
Only if the food jabs my gum.

The tooth has sort of moved and gone sideways so when I eat my other teeth don't hit it.

I jut wish it would fall out naturally

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

That should be poor you- not poop!

Poop you, too!!!
ha deha de ha.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I don't think they do. I think just visit when they find out someone's lost a gnasher!

Like Dennis the Menace?

 

[spud's_mum]

Now, I'm gunna go back to my imagination; if you don't mind.
Join me if your ready

 

[Lyn W]

My laptop just did a cornetto on me and froze!

 

[spud's_mum]

Well, I asked my phone what the meaning of life is.
Here's my answer:

 

[spud's_mum]

Am I all alone in the CDR?
"Guys!"
... Guys
"Guys!"
...guys
._. Yep, they left me *sigh*

 

[Lyn W]

Well, I asked my phone what the meaning of life is.
Here's my answer:
View attachment 140115

Not such a smart phone after all

 

[spud's_mum]

Not such a smart phone after all

Yay
A fellow human!
I've been alone for so long!

I MUST TELL YOU MY PLANS!

 

[spud's_mum]

Plan:
Step 1- create an army of my fellow tortoise people.

Step 2- take over an island

Step 3- call it "shelled island"

Step 4- create the perfect tortoise enclosures and a TFO building.

Step 5- live the dream!

 

[Lyn W]

Yay
A fellow human!
I've been alone for so long!

I MUST TELL YOU MY PLANS!

I'm all ears - well quite a few other bits as well - but go ahead! Was going ot ask you if your folks were taking you on hols

 

[spud's_mum]

I'm all ears - well quite a few other bits as well - but go ahead! Was going ot ask you if your folks were taking you on hols

Look at the post above lol

 

[Lyn W]

Plan:
Step 1- create an army of my fellow tortoise people.

Step 2- take over an island

Step 3- call it "shelled island"

Step 4- create the perfect tortoise enclosures and a TFO building.

Step 5- live the dream!

There is a place called Shell Island near Harlech in North Wales - its beautiful. At least it was the last time I was there

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well, I asked my phone what the meaning of life is.
Here's my answer:
View attachment 140115

yep, saw it on the other thread