COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well... I don't always spend my money wisely.

I think my most outrageous purchase was on a bag I bought for school... How much would you guess I spent on it?

Crikey what do you want us to use £s $s, Moroccan dirham or UAE Dirhams?

 

[Abdulla6169]

Crikey what do you want us to use £s $s, Moroccan dirham or UAE Dirhams?

Whatever you want. Google can always convert currencies.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Em 50 pounds sterling ?

 

[meech008]

There is no greater joy than a library book though. Hearing the plastic cover creak as you open in....

 

[Abdulla6169]

Em 50 pounds sterling ?

24 times that money.
My parents weren't that pleased, to say the least.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There is no greater joy than a library book though. Hearing the plastic cover creak as you open in....

For me it's the smell of books, new or old.
i do a lot of book sniffing.

 

[Lyn W]

24 times that money.
My parents weren't that pleased, to say the least.

For a school bag? I'd have wanted a private tutor for the year with that too!
You're getting too much pocket money my boy!!!
Do you think your folks will adopt me?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

24 times that money.
My parents weren't that pleased, to say the least.

Well, I've got a bit of money myself but that's bonkers!
Designer label?

 

[Lyn W]

There is no greater joy than a library book though. Hearing the plastic cover creak as you open in....

.................and the librarian saying "SHHHHH.....!"

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

For a school bag? I'd have wanted a private tutor for the year with that too!
You're getting too much pocket money my boy!!!
Do you think your folks will adopt me?

I'd adopt you!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

.................and the librarian saying "SHHHHH.....!"

Or "Please desist from sniffing the books, sir."

 

[Lyn W]

Well, I've got a bit of money myself but that's bonkers!
Designer label?

No I think he means for the whole bag

 

[Lyn W]

I'd adopt you!

I'll get the papers......!

 

[Abdulla6169]

Well, I've got a bit of money myself but that's bonkers!
Designer label?

Yep. Giorgio Armani.
I did say it was the most outrageous purchase I made, so it should be a little bonkers.....

 

[Lyn W]

Yep. Giorgio Armani.
I did say it was the most outrageous purchase I made, so it should be a little bonkers.....

If someone found your bag and handed it in did any of the teachers go around looking for a Giorgio Armani so they could return it because that was whose name was on it?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'll get the papers......!

I'll have the Telegraph and the Independent, please.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yep. Giorgio Armani.
I did say it was the most outrageous purchase I made, so it should be a little bonkers.....

Fair enough.
Be careful nobody runs off with it at school.

 

[Abdulla6169]

Fair enough.
Be careful nobody runs off with it at school.

lol. They're not that smart.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

If someone found your bag and handed it in did any of the teachers go around looking for a Giorgio Armani so they could return it because that was whose name was on it?

I know a family called Amrani here which is a nice anagram.
They have 10 kids, but none of them are called anything remotely like Giorgio.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

lol. They're not that smart.

So you're not likely to be debagged?