COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

So what, pray tell, is this ???

 

[spud's_mum]

So what, pray tell, is this ???View attachment 154445

Currently lying in bed, eating chocolate trying to think of good excuses as to why I haven't completed my homework due for tomorrow.

Truth is, I was lazy and left it to the last minute and had to choose between cleaning cheddar or doing homework so I cleaned cheds

 

[spud's_mum]

Urg! Didn't mean to quote that!

 

[Lyn W]

So what, pray tell, is this ???View attachment 154445

You been making rock cakes again?
or is that the pooh you were sent?

 

[Lyn W]

Currently lying in bed, eating chocolate trying to think of good excuses as to why I haven't completed my homework due for tomorrow.

Truth is, I was lazy and left it to the last minute and had to choose between cleaning cheddar or doing homework so I cleaned cheds

The gerbil ate it?
I accidentally used it to line Cheddars cage?
Monty was sick on it?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Currently lying in bed, eating chocolate trying to think of good excuses as to why I haven't completed my homework due for tomorrow.

Truth is, I was lazy and left it to the last minute and had to choose between cleaning cheddar or doing homework so I cleaned cheds

Put the homework in with Cheddar.
Photograph him as he tears it to pieces.
Give the remainder to Monty to play with.
Then to Spud to use as a toilet.
Show the three photographs to your teacher and blame your pets.
Never fails.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The gerbil ate it?
I accidentally used it to line Cheddars cage?
Monty was sick on it?

We have naughty minds, but i guess as teachers, we've seen it all before!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You been making rock cakes again?
or is that the pooh you were sent?

Yep, fossilized giant ground sloth pooh!!!!
Hurrahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spud's_mum]

Put the homework in with Cheddar.
Photograph him as he tears it to pieces.
Give the remainder to Monty to play with.
Then to Spud to use as a toilet.
Show the three photographs to your teacher and blame your pets.
Never fails.

I think that spud would be the most likely to eat it!

 

[Lyn W]

We have naughty minds, but i guess as teachers, we've ween it all before!

and used a lot of them myself too....!

I only ween if I drink a lot!

 

[spud's_mum]

The gerbil ate it?
I accidentally used it to line Cheddars cage?
Monty was sick on it?

Monty would probably stand on it and get mud all over it. Then it would fall on the floor and I'd fall over it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

In 18th place taking 8 points on to the end of the year is .....................Gramps!!!
@Grandpa Turtle 144
Not popped in enough recently!!!
Lots of lovely Budweiser stockpiled in here for you!!!

 

[Lyn W]

I think that spud would be the most likely to eat it!

...especially if you "accidentally" covered it with Nutella choc spread

 

[spud's_mum]

My alarm didn't go off today again.
I soon found out why.... I had it set at 6:30 pm not 6:30am

At least I got a lie in

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

and used a lot of them myself too....!

I only ween if I drink a lot!

Me, too!

 

[spud's_mum]

...especially if you "accidentally" covered it with Nutella choc spread

If it was covered in Nutella I'd eat it!

In fact, that's what I had for breakfast (Nutella, not the homework) my mum was telling me to eat something "proper" but when she went out of the room I ate Nutella

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

...especially if you "accidentally" covered it with Nutella choc spread

That would just look nasty!!!

 

[spud's_mum]

That would just look nasty!!!

But it would taste lovely

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

If it was covered in Nutella I'd eat it!

In fact, that's what I had for breakfast (Nutella, not the homework) my mum was telling me to eat something "proper" but when she went out of the room I ate Nutella

Yeuchhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even worse than ice cream!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

But it would taste lovely

Matter of opinion.
Too sweet for me and dodgy consistency.