COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

They have a pair of cockatiels in the apartment next door.
The male is always singing.
Early in the morning it's gentle and sweet, but as the day progresses it gets louder and more raucous. Makes watching TV or even reading nearly impossible.
Wretched bird !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

SUPERMARKET SHOPPERS
Prevent multinational supermarkets from knowing everything about you by simply filling your shopping trolley with dozens of items that you don't need or want.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

We don't have air-conditioning.
wifey has a revolving cooling tower that acts like a sort of high-powered fan.
It said 'silent' on the box.
No it blinking isn't!
It's like a blooming motorbike revving in the middle of my living room !

 

[Bee62]

Yesterday, when i was potato hunting, i was walking through the medina when a man overtook me, moved in front of me and just slowed down.
So either I have to slow down or bosh into him.
I used to slow but it annoys me so much that i now just keep walking at the same pace.
So the guy yesterday, I trod on the back of his sandal and it came off. He gave me a glare but I gave him a fierce look and some choice words in Arabic and he looked away.

Sounds to me what car drivers often do: Overtake someone and than slow down. That`s the way accidents happens. Afterwards some car drivers speak to each other in a language that may sound Arabic but isn`t ........

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sounds to me what car drivers often do: Overtake someone and than slow down. That`s the way accidents happens. Afterwards some car drivers speak to each other in a language that may sound Arabic but isn`t ........

Indeed, some car drivers do this, too.
I can swear in many languages.

 

[Bee62]

They have a pair of cockatiels in the apartment next door.
The male is always singing.
Early in the morning it's gentle and sweet, but as the day progresses it gets louder and more raucous. Makes watching TV or even reading nearly impossible.
Wretched bird !

Put your radio in a window and try which one is louder: the birds or your radio.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Put your radio in a window and try which one is louder: the birds or your radio.

I think the bird would win !
And it joins in with tunes.
Well, it thinks it does.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm off out for pop.
Back in 10.

 

[Bee62]

It makes me very angry that my neighbours don`t take care about three of my cats that often cross our little street or just sit on the warm asphalt. The neighbours drive their cars so fast that I have always fear that they run over a cat.
People are often so stupid that I want to beat them until they comprehend they are not alone on earth !!!!!!

 

[Bee62]

Out too. Back in half an hour I guess.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Down the shop.
Moroccan man with about six small children just chatting to the shopkeeper.
Blocking the way to the counter completely!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I bought
1 litre of Poms. (fizzy apple drink).
1 Sprite.
1 Coca Cola
1 Scweppes Citron 'lemon drink'.
6 eggs
1 bottle of bleach.
Double pack of kitchen paper.
Tin of sweetcorn.
Tin of tomato purée
2 litres milk.
Knackered again.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And now wifey is moaning because I got too small a tin of sweetcorn.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Kevin.
@tortdad
Don't know if you remember Donna and Turbo from chat a couple of years back.
She's back under the name Turbo'smom in the intro thread if you'd like to say hello.
Just to let you know.

 

[tortdad]

Glad to have her back

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Glad to have her back

Me too !

 

[JoesMum]

Good afternoon all.

I'm gradually conquering the mountain of laundry. Fortunately it's warm and sunny with a good breeze for drying stuff today.

I've cut our lawn and the two next door. And now I'm trying to work out what shopping I need. No potatoes needed... Adam's list didn't help

I'm trying to ignore the ironing - none of it from son's travels - that does make me

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good afternoon all.

I'm gradually conquering the mountain of laundry. Fortunately it's warm and sunny with a good breeze for drying stuff today.

I've cut our lawn and the two next door. And now I'm trying to work out what shopping I need. No potatoes needed... Adam's list didn't help

I'm trying to ignore the ironing - none of it from son's travels - that does make me

I quite like ironing.
Wish I could get yours done for you.
No potatoes for me today, either!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

In a couple of minutes Mr Adam was back on the balcony with a sheet of paper in his hand. "i'm going to lower it to you on a bit of odd ropey thing," he said, "or it might blow away. Here it comes."









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[Tidgy's Dad]

KITCHEN TIP
Put your microwave oven or popty-ping on a shelf inside your freezer. That way it will be able to freeze food as well as heat it up.